When I think of curves, I think of Beyonce. She's got the goods! Phlat, blat, boom! That's how I put her curves into words. (Yes, I know those aren't real words. I'm a professional, okay?) If those are the kinds of lady lumps you like to see and you like to take your porn on the go, then Monster Curves Mobile might be for you.
Jayden Jaymes, Alexis Texas, Phoenix Marie and Luscious Lopez all appear on MonsterCurvesMobile, so all your faves are here and they're squatting, bouncing and shaking those cherished cheeks of theirs. All the episodes are spread across a number of pages that you have to go through one by one, but you can search the content by model and category as well. Another issue I have is that at least one of the six preview thumbnails on each page is actually an ad for another site.
Be advised, though, that if you search by category, you're going to get results from all 40 sites in the Reality Kings Mobile network, including from Euro Sex Parties Mobile, MILF Hunter Mobile and Captain Stabbin Mobile.
Whether you're sitting in traffic, waiting around for a friend or an appointment or just chilling at home, you can watch hot pornstars get their booties worshipped. Some of the 140 movies are one-on-one, but there are plenty of group scenes to light your fire as well. Nobody can fill out tight red racing jumpsuits like Alexis Texas and Bobbi Starr, and Voodoo and Bruce the Pit Guy take full advantage and get those babes sucking and fucking in no time.
The movies look great. You can stream the flicks in MP4 or 3GP formats. The pics found in the 140 photo sets are clear and crisp, but they don't seem to open to the full size of the screen. You can choose how many pics you want to see per page, which is nice.
The non-mobile version of Monster Curves has only given us one new scene in the past 30 days. With nine updates in just over nine months here, it ends up being just a bit slower for the mobile site's updates. Thankfully, the bonus sites that I mentioned earlier will keep you occupied while you wait.
This network isn't fooling around. They have good hardcore porn and they present it in an appealing way. If you prefer that your porn be portable, you like your girls curvy and you like to get a lot for your money, then Monster Curves Mobile is a mighty good choice.
$9.95/30 days (Reg. $
|Limited Trial $1.00/2 days, rebills at $39.95|
|Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: 140+||Pics per set: 350||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 140+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 35 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: None||Download Limits: N/A
|Independent Biller(s):||CCBill, Epoch|
Pros & Cons
-lots of ads
12/20/2012- From 71 to 70: Less frequent updates. -Chris
- Initial review: 11/15/2011