Visit Suckin Stuff

Browsing the list of sites that I had been assigned to review, my eyes fell upon the name Suckin Stuff and my first thoughts were, "Wow! Someone not only went and made a porn parody of H.R. Pufnstuf, but also devoted an entire website to it. That's crazy!" Unsurprisingly, I was completely wrong about what the website has to offer.

As it turns out, SuckinStuff has nothing to do with a trippy television show from the '70s. Instead, it's all about hot babes who suck on stuff. Really, the name of the site is meant to be taken in the most literal sense. You can see chicks sucking on glass dildos, hotdogs, lollipops and bananas. There is no cock sucking, though, so don't get excited expecting to see some.

The site's got a decent design and it's easy enough to get around. Its videos are spread out across several pages, so all you need to do is click from page to page and do a little scrolling until you find a scene that catches your eye. Finding one that looks appealing shouldn't be too hard because there are only 32 movies.

The videos run anywhere between four and 17 minutes, but the majority of them are less than 10. In the relatively short amount of time that the babes are on screen, they suck on their object of choice, get naked and show off their hot bodies. The women usually appear alone, but one scene features a couple of hotties performing together.

By the way, the only sound you'll hear is the sound of music, so you're out of luck if you were hoping to hear slurping while the chicks do their sucking. The vids can be downloaded in two sizes in Windows Media format and the highest offers great-quality playback. The older movies aren't quite as impressive, but they still look good, so there isn't much disparity between the flicks.

There are four preview images that go along with each video, but that's almost all you get as far as pictures are concerned. That's because there is only one low-res photo gallery (that cannot be saved in a Zip file), but at least there are six bonus sites to check out and they're all part of the Pecker Pass network, like Boobie Movies, Busty Maria Moore and Fetish Soup.

Suckin Stuff is a relatively small site and it's seen only two vids since our last visit eight months ago, so it's not growing at a great rate. It is a somewhat original premise, so it gets points for that and the great-quality content. But the amount available and lack of updating makes it hard to fully recommend.