My Beautiful Tease Review

With all the lusty British birds I've seen nude online, I'm beginning to worry that there's an epidemic of softcore sweeping that nation. It's not that big of a country and yet it seems that every week another site strips down a fresh set of hot Brits. Could their scores of sexy chicks ever be exhausted? Are there enough women left to finally treat us to hardcore action? My Beautiful Tease says there are.

MyBeautifulTease doesn't tempt you by keeping the content behind an impenetrable site design. It's all laid out on a good-looking site, with separate sections for photos and videos and a model index that provides all the necessary stats and pussy information.

It's also pretty easy to find the porn because there's not much of it. There are only 33 videos right now, which isn't much compared to when we last visited the site two years ago. With women as luscious as Natalia Forrest and naughty as Faye X, that paltry number isn't just a tease, it's a disappointment.

It seems that they have a tendency to take long breaks in their updating frequency every few months, which isn't all that quick to begin with. You can expect one new photo gallery or one new video every week (they alternate between the two).

At least the video quality won't let you down. You can stream a short trailer on the homepage, but you can get full-length streams and downloads in the video section. You've got to download the full-length scene, because these Windows Media and MP4 files give glorious high-def playback. As for the streams, they're only average at best and you can't fast-forward them.

The blonde and busty Theo really knows how to work her body, so trust me when I say the HD downloads are your best bet. She starts off in a sporty skirt, strips down to a polka-dot panty set and finally gets completely nude. The scene ends with a few great shots of her bald pussy that almost go past teasing.

You can see even more of Theo in the 59 photo sets. The pics look crisp and are well produced, plus there are Zip files to download them in. The quality varies depending on how old a photo update is, but newer galleries contain super high-res images. Almost every vid comes with screen caps, so to find these pics, check out the photo section.

I'm not sure whether the pound has suddenly plummeted in value, but this is one of the most reasonably priced sites I've ever come across. My Beautiful Tease's small fee might tempt you into joining, but it's a small collection that really needs to grow.