Behind The Towel Review

I had all these jokes ready for this site about how the Iceman doesn't cummeth and, like Vegas, what happens Behind The Towel stays there (to name but a few). However, I was spending too much time coming up with one funny line after another and watching the videos that I wasn't getting any writing done.

So I had to stop myself and focus on the task at hand, which, besides touching myself, involves telling you folks about the site and whether it's worth joining or not. I can start by saying that I love the premise of BehindTheTowel.

Iceman is a male stripper (now you get the "Iceman cummeth" joke) and he and his other cohorts put on shows for groups of real women out to have a few drinks and a good time. The guys play sexy games and strip and walk around the room, giving the ladies a look, a touch and even a suck if they so desire. The sucking usually takes place behind a towel - ergo the name of the site.

There are 62 videos available at this point. They are divided up into sections, like the names of the different performers, sexy games, etc. Each "act," as they call them, is divided into parts that can be downloaded separately. There aren't any pics.

Each clip is downloadable in a Windows Media format that's below average in quality and it looks worse the larger you make the screen. It doesn't help that the action takes place in bars and large rooms that aren't really well lit, which just exaggerates the poor quality.

There is no full-length option, which is disappointing, especially since each clip is only a minute or two long, making it a pain to watch such short parts. A streaming option would have also been nice, as would better quality movies in general.

There aren't any bonuses, but at least it looks like you can count on getting new content about twice a week. Behind The Towel has got a great concept, but it just doesn't live up to it, especially when you consider the quality of the videos and the overall amount.