Pros and Cons
- some 1080p HD movies
- zipped high-res photo sets
- exclusive content
- content sections are for the network
- photos are vid cap galleries
- limited pagination while browsing
There's nothing better than a chick wearing nice, tight jeans. Everytime you see one of these gals, you know she's on the prowl for cock. There's simply no debating it and there's evidence to be found on this subject on Fuck My Jeans.
My colleagues and I had a lengthy discussion on exactly what they mean when they say FuckMyJeans. At first I thought it might be some kind of European site where something was lost in translation, while someone else felt that it might have something to do with incorrect punctuation, or jeans that have recently been removed from the dryer and are nice, warm and pleasant to plunge one's penis into.
In the end, we feel that this command is not meant to be taken literally, but merely lets you know that the chicks are going to be fucked after they've removed their skintight denim, which just goes to show that we're like a CSI unit of porn. We examine all the evidence and come up with irrefutable proof to support our hypotheses.
I would be willing to go before a jury of my peers and testify that these vids are worthy of as much personal lube for a solo session as is required to remove those painted-on denim dungarees. Those jeans are so tight that you can actually tell if and how much these chicks have shaved their "special areas."
There are currently 164 videos. They can be streamed online and downloaded in a few formats. The newer ones are in Full HD and are very impressive. You can keep track of all your favorites, use keywords to find similar scenes and there's the option to rate the videos and post comment.
There are also 0 photo sets that vary in quality - some are high-res, but I also downloaded some low-res sets. After much investigation, our team discovered that the photos are actually vid cap galleries. Some videos have both a hardcore and softcore set. The softcore photos feature a model posing in her sexy jeans and the hardcore photos capture all the down and dirty action.
I need to bring up the fact that navigating this site isn't the greatest. For example, the "home," "movies," and "photos" links you see at the top of the page are for the network only. This means that in order to get back to the jeans-fucking movies, you'll be using your "back" button a lot or going to the network's homepage to get back to the site.
They post new content every week and you also get access to other sites in the Fetish One Pass, including I Love Mini Skirts, Rip Her Up, The Pussy Licker, Lusty Office and Pornstar At Work. Some of these sites have stopped growing, though.
In conclusion, ladies and gentleman of the jury, yes, the navigation isn't good, but the site does contain a decent amount of content and it's exclusive too. So if patience is your virtue and if you love the sight of a chick in denim, it's worth getting a membership.