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Absolute Skinny

Rabbit score: 70%
    • $24.95/30 days

Absolute Skinny

When it comes to being thin, sexy contortionist Irena and her GFs put most lettuce-eating models to shame. If you're into girls who are just skin and bones, then this site's HD vids are for you. Irena is crazy flexible so poses topless in mind-blowing positions. This super-skinny contortionist is unique to see, but for now her selection of scenes seems slim.

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Chris Parker

Review done by Chris Parker

Published Nov 17, 2007, updated on Apr 05, 2014

Pros and Cons

  • high-def videos
  • exclusive content
  • high-res pictures
  • infrequent updates
  • no zipped photo sets
  • no bonuses

Irena is a Russian contortionist and if you've ever had dreams of body movements that are completely unusual and chicks who are amazingly flexible, then you'll appreciate the movies and videos that Absolute Skinny has to offer.

Of course, I can't bypass the fact that when they say Irena is an AbsoluteSkinny they aren't joking. Some people may find her and her friends' Karen Carpenter-like bodies a little shocking and apparently the host of the site is aware that some of you will. If you don't adore skin and bones, then this site probably isn't the place for you.

The site has a sleek design and over the years, they've expanded to star more skinny chicks than just Irena. You'll still see her in a good half of the content, though. I should point out that they have remove any of their content after it's been online for about a year and half. The oldest content you'll find is from September 2012 (and this site has been online since at least 2007)

Those of you hoping for some sex and nudity might want to keep looking around. Irena and her rail-thin gal pals only go topless, always keep their panties on and never have sex. They do perform indoors and outdoors in 35 videos and 35 photo sets, though. Two new vids and two new galleries are typically added over the course of a month.

Movies are only about five minutes long. You can download them as full-length files, with a 50/50 chance of the file being an MP4 or Windows Media. Each flick has a soundtrack to which Irena or her pals stretch and bend their body to the limits. While she's striking various agile poses, she often strips off part of her clothes. As for the quality, the MP4 videos are HD, while the WMVs are good-quality files.

I looked through a number of different videos and while Irena and her models are certainly more flexible than I could ever hope them to be (they do a lot of front and back bends), I didn't happen to notice any really awesome pretzel-like moves. However, this doesn't mean that you won't find them doing some wickedly wild bends among the photo sets, some of which are upward of 200 pictures.

Images are fairly crisp and there are high-res pictures. Not each and every image shows Irena in a contorted shape - some of them focus on fetish shoots with gas masks and lots of straps that sag and hang limp off their slender frames. Of course, these will appeal to those with a thing for super-skinny chicks. In the end, Absolute Skinny definitely gives you skinny chicks, though the collection is a tad on the small side.

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