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Patty Cake Online

Patty Cake is a great example of what cute nubile chicks look like, with her porcelain skin, blonde hair and open attitude in showing off tantalizing glimpses of her skin while keeping her sweet slit and hard nipples hidden. There is certainly enough to see in terms of content and the quality is pretty good. There are lots of these babes out there, though.

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A.K. Anderson

Review done by A.K. Anderson

Published Aug 03, 2004, updated on Aug 18, 2014

Pros and Cons

  • exclusive content
  • some good-quality videos
  • some high-res pics
  • no zipped photo sets
  • no search engine
  • no bonus sites

Her name is Patty and she is a cute all-American blonde babe who, of course, loves to show herself off on the Internet. (Are there any cute chicks out there who don't have their own site?) Hers is called Patty Cake Online, which I think is a great name because not only does it have her name in it, but it also alludes to the playful nature of the site with the term "patty cake."

Patty is a very sweet-looking gal with gorgeous 32D tits and a round ass that she teases us with. Not that it will come as a shock to anyone, since it says it right on the site, but PattyCakeOnline is an almost-nude tease site. This means that in each of her pics and videos, you will be able to see her almost nude, but not fully nude.

Currently, there are 418 photo sets. Tops come off and panties hit the floor, but her naughty bits remain hidden, whether it's her hand, her hair, a perfectly placed stripper pole, a pillow covering her nipples or her leg positioned perfectly so as to keep her sweet pussy from view.

There are two photo sections - the main gallery and the gallery of pics taken from her webcam shows. The main one consists of excellent high-res images, while the webcam pics are just vid caps. There aren't any Zip files to save all the pics at once, so saving your faves could get tedious.

You'll also get 233 videos. Like the pictures, the videos are also a tease. Watching her sing, smile, dance and play with food or whipped cream is all very nice, but just remember there are parts of that sexy body you will never see. The older vids are downloadable in an MPEG format while the newer ones can be saved as MP4s and the playback is mostly good. Many of the newer additions can also be streamed in Flash.

There is also a members' forum and an online store where you can purchase Patty's videos and WAM photos in a convenient Zip file. This smoking-hot siren also maintains a blog. In terms of updates, it looks like she alternates between posting a movie and new photo set and you'll get something new twice a week or so. If an almost-nude tease site sounds intriguing to you, then Patty Cake Online is one to check out.

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  • naughtydude76
    By naughtydude76 on Jul 14, 2018

    I've been following this chick since her site started. She's been online for over a decade with constant updates. When she first started I believe she was 18 or possibly younger. At the time non-nude sites were all over the place showing tease videos, most of them have been scrubbed. Being a tease back then made a lot of sense. Her bonus videos are great but at the same time doesn't show full penetration, and is still teasing. And she only teases sex acts with a guy who is most likely her husband. Although she's still teasing she does update on the regular with decent content. Just not sure why she doesn't bite the bullet, and do full on sex scenes with her hubby but that's her personal choice I guess.

  • Racingcatz
    By Racingcatz on Apr 23, 2018

    Signed up 3 separate times with good hope of something new, but its always the same stuff over and over again. The actual sign up process is a joke, always has been. Don't expect to get anything instantly here. Pattycake also has premium videos that end up being the same, boring, over-edited, routine but even longer for an extra $30 bucks, oh and that music... fml. So if you're into paying to watch a hot chick fully clothed doing yoga, or 'hardcore' content that has been edited so much you cant even tell whats going on, this is the site for you.

  • Customer
    By Customer on Sep 03, 2017

    Music over all videos...... stupid music loud as fuck. Pointless. I got on here just to say ....why is there music????? Why?? Where they do that at? Take that shitty as music out of the videos. The site sucks...... u been warned

  • cmcn4088
    By cmcn4088 on Jun 14, 2017

    Don't waste your money. It's 2017 and the videos are still released in standard def, I was honestly shocked how bad the video quality is even videos released this month are still standard def terrible quality. The other big concern I have which I now see is mentioned here is the fact there are no zipped photo sets, if you want to download all the photos, you will have to save each and every photo. Another thing to note is that there is music over every video, she doesn't speak, and you aren't even able to hear ambient sounds while she's shooting the video, as all the music is dubbed over the video after shooting. If you really really are attracted to her, and you can deal with the shitty video quality and don't mind manually downloading pictures, then go ahead and join, but otherwise save your money. I knew going in that she is a "non-nude" model, and that doesn't bother me, she has a great full figure and is in my opinion a very attractive woman. But how great her body is, and how attractive she is doesn't make up for the fact that the site is absolute shit.

  • Macca650
    By Macca650 on Jun 02, 2016

    I wish I had read comments by KGPM75052 below, as my experience was exactly the same - joined site with credit card payment via CCBILL (standard stuff), then an extra verification email needed to be sent to webmaster (this step should have been detailed prior to joining), then membership cancelled by webmaster. To add further insult, it has been three days now and the $36.42(AUD) still has not been refunded back to me (although to be fair, this may be just a timing issue between CCBILL and my bank - fingers crossed). Still the money left my credit card account, they received the money, only to have the webmaster cancel my membership - i'm completely bewildered and fast becoming pissed off. I feel like this site deserves a score of zero, but the person responding to my complaints answered my emails promptly (one email said 'money was refunded (it hasn't), please do not sign up again (I hope this part was a joke) - how's that for customer service, so the site scores a generous 2 from me. To sum up, I've been bitten once, and i'm steering well clear of

    • Mike.RabbitsReviews
      Rabbit's Staff Member

      We have confirmed your membership was both cancelled and refunded.

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