Dudes In Uniform
Pros and Cons
- some good-quality videos
- bonus sites and extras
- nonexclusive content
- no recent updates
- mostly poor-quality videos
covers not just men in army fatigues or dressed as policemen, but also a construction worker and a cowboy or two. Although most scenes adhere to the theme, a few really stretch it a bit. One write-up explains that a couple of normally dressed fellows were forced into civilian life when the military found out that they were gay. I've tried that line a time or two down at my local watering hole. No one believes I was ever a soldier. It doesn't matter how easily I make guys stand at attention and enjoy giving orders.
DudesInUniform has 32 videos and that is four more than the last time we visited. They are mostly mediocre quality and you can only download or stream them in a series of clips. This part of the site had actually taken a step backward, but the four additional vids that were missing last time we visited have been put back and offer good-quality playback.
With blurred focus and jolty movements for the most part, I have to say that some of the close-ups of penetration weren't as pleasing as I might have expected. The camera already adds pounds and these actors' bodies are beefy, not muscularly defined in some cases. Of course, some fans may appreciate huskier fellows.
There are three photo galleries with average-res images and you'll also find 32 sets of lousy vid caps. Judging from the turn-of-the-century haircuts (circa 1990 or earlier), these are at times almost vintage vids, so it shouldn't be a surprise if they're over-lit and blurry. Some models are handsome though. One looks a bit like the plumber in that show with the ever-desperate housewives. Others are average, stocky bear types who tend to be a tad pale and furry, not tanned and smooth.
There are 40 full-access bonus sites, including Cock Dockers, Do Me Bareback, Horny Papi, Gay Snowballs and Internally Gay. At least some of these sites have better-quality vids. More than 65 feeds and 11 downloadable MPEGs are included as other extras.
I guess we can safely say that if any changes are being made to the amount of content, it's probably only once every two months or so. As already mentioned, the four vids added since our last visit aren't really new, but are simply reposts of scenes that were temporarily removed. At any rate, they are sort of like a light at the end of a dark tunnel giving us a glimmer of hope. Okay, maybe that's a tad overdramatic. All the same, Dudes In Uniform just doesn't make muster in my opinion.