Ryan Riesling Review

When I think of Riesling, I imagine a glass of crisp white wine from the Rhineland of Germany, which is divinely citrusy with a sweet finish. So perhaps it makes sense that I find Ryan Riesling, a green-eyed blonde in her mid-20s from North Carolina, intoxicating. Well, she's intoxicatingly cute. I'd love to slowly savor her just a bit at a time, but she leaves me so drunk with desire that I'm in a rush to consume every sexy part of her as fast as I can.

Of course, if RyanRiesling was actually a serving of fine German wine, I wouldn't be in too much danger of drunkenness if I swallowed her down in a single gulp. That's because this hottie's collection so small that even if you're an eternal optimist, you'll have to admit that the glass is only half filled in her case. And it doesn't seem as if Ms. Riesling is really rushing to top off your glass.

After all, there's been only one new video in the last month (after a 30-day period without any updates) and that only brings the total to a mere 8 videos. On the bright side, they do at least offer Full HD playback when you go with the best of the various MP4 options. And that's whether you decide to stream them in the large embedded player or go the download route instead.

I'd like to report some better news on the photo front. Although the update schedule hasn't been quite as inconsistent, there has still only been one new gallery in the last month. There are more sets of high-res pics than there are flicks, but the total is still only 12 galleries downloadable in Zip files.

I wish there was more to say about this site, but other than mentioning her "about me" section with a blurb about herself and some stats, there's nothing more here. You won't find a blog and she doesn't do live cam shows. There's an online contact form that's supposed to let you write to her directly, but there's no indication of how soon she'll reply. At any rate, Ryan Riesling is a gorgeous Southern belle, but her site just isn't worth joining right now.