Hard Up Straight Guys Review

I don't know if you've ever been short on cash, but chances are unless you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth, you've probably experienced some lean times in your life. What isn't certain is to what extremes you were willing to go to remedy the situation. For many, what the dudes on Hard Up Straight Guys do would be a step too far. Desperate times call for desperate measures, but even many opened-minded gay guys have a line they wouldn't cross - not that we'd have the chance.

After all, heterosexual women may go on and on about how hot gays are, but beyond occasionally watching strippers perform on a girls' nights out, they're generally not obsessed with seeing them made to do straight stuff on camera. The same can't be said of men who are into men, though, because we tend to want to see a hetero bro go farther than merely getting naked. And although watching a straight stroking his schlong may go a long way toward satisfying our cravings, it still may not be enough.

Of course, such demands put us between a rock and hard place, or should I say a cock and a hard place? If a dude who is supposedly 100% straight is willing to go all the way gay-for-pay, it can sort of ruin his heterosexual mystique. So what is the perfect middle ground when it comes to pushing the envelope, but not pushing it too far? I'd have to say that solo butt play seems the best way for straights to test their limits without testing our belief that they're actually straight.

And that's definitely a notable part of the masturbation action that goes down in the 16 videos. Updates are weekly, but the flicks all come in two parts so you're only really getting a couple of scenes total each month. A good portion of these masculine straight guys use sex toys to jerk off and some fuck themselves with dildos. Even those guys not brave enough for anal insertions get rather kinky by spreading their butt cheeks wide and/or fingering their assholes.

Speaking of kinkiness, there's also an element of humiliation worked into the shoots thanks to the off-camera interviewer forcefully demanding the straights perform various degrading acts. He may simply tell a guy to strip and do various exercises to pump up his muscles. But it could be kinkier, like the dude who stuffs his own dirty sock in his mouth before jerking off into his shoe. Or the stud who's asked to eat his own cumshot - he reluctantly complies and then complains vehemently as the video fades out.

As far as determining what goes down in the average-looking SD footage (which is mislabeled HD), you do have a bit of a write-up to tip you off, although it doesn't give you a play by play. You can check out some fairly decent vid caps that aren't going to pass for actual photos, but they will let you get a taste of what's going to unfold in a scene. By the way, there's no streaming option.

Clearly, with only two complete scenes per month, it will take quite some time for this site to get bigger. Really the main sticking point here is the quality of the videos - HD is so commonplace these days that anything less is a letdown and here it's further exasperated by the mislabeling. All in all, Hard Up Straight Guys is just too pricey both for its limited quality and quantity.