Tease Um Review

It has gotten pretty cold up here in the Northeast and I even have some friends who absconded to Mexico for some fun in the sun. Let's hope they get back before Trump's wall goes up! I must admit to feeling both chilly and a wee bit jealous of their escape to more tropical climes. Although what really made me see green was having to review Tease Um, because it's a bikini site and it makes me yearn for swimsuit season.

Well, to be clear, I don't really need to be sporting swimwear myself, but I do love seeing bikini-clad babes and you get to see plenty of them on TeaseUm. At first blush, I would've been tempted to call it a tube site, but that would have been a rush to judgment. Because in the end, although there are some flicks set up tube-site style, they represent a fraction of the content here.

You see, there are a whopping 4605 photo galleries with high-res pics, but you can't download them in Zip files, so you're faced with downloading them one by one, which is a bit tedious, though not an insurmountable task given that most sets seem to have a modest 30 images.

I should clarify that although I referred to it as bikini porn, some of the glamour models appear in lingerie instead. I also would explain that although the photos often have a secondary watermark in addition to the site's own logo, the content is supposed to be exclusive. It seems the other watermarks are those of the companies who shot the pics that are available here exclusively.

They've added 31 photo sets in the last month alone, but updates aren't necessarily that often or consistent, with batches added all at once. When it comes to the 160 videos, they're added to on a weekly basis. They only last three or four minutes and can't be downloaded, but at least they seem to deliver high-def streaming playback across the board.

You will see a link to live webcams and some of them seem to actually feature some of the girls from the site, but you're not really getting any kind of special access and will have to buy credits to go private . Actually that brings me to a bit of an issue with the entire setup here.

You see, the site is entirely run on a credit-based system - generally two credits get you a photo gallery and four unlock a video, which works out to a rather pricey proposition when you consider that it's not getting you that many photos or long videos. In the end, Tease Um doesn't offer enough value for your money even if some of you will like not having to commit to a monthly membership.