Retro Porn CZ Review

Every once in a while you come across a porn site that doesn't bill itself as having classic or vintage porn, yet all of its scenes look dated. On Retro Porn CZ, sort of the opposite thing is happening. The content looks like it was shot recently enough even though it doesn't scream brand spanking new, either.

I think one of the reasons it's hard to define a time period on RetroPornCZ is because the production values aren't very high. Porn made on the cheap always has that slightly vintage feel, as the studios often have a cheesy faux backdrop and are furnished with used furniture. They can look like someone's rec room from the '80s.

That hodgepodge of junky décor is definitely what you'll see in a good number of these scenes. Moreover, the performers often appear in lingerie or in maids' uniforms that look like they could be from a cheap sex shop. They're made from that thin and shiny fabric that Halloween costumes are manufactured in. So it really has an amateur vibe as much as a real retro feel.

When it comes to the appearance of the amateurs, the ladies' hair and makeup doesn't always seem very fashionable. There's also a dude with a mullet, but if the Czech Republic is anything like other parts of the world, you do get some folks living in backwater bergs that could seriously do with a makeover - their fashion sense only exists in the past tense.

One thing that does make some of the 56 videos seem like classics are the hairy muffs. I know pubes have been making a comeback as of late, which is great, but generally you're still not seeing really bushy beavers, like you will here in some cases. You'll also see some pencil-thin eyebrows and that hasn't been on-trend for well over a decade now.

Otherwise, something that definitely doesn't make the content seem that old is the quality. After all, most of the footage comes in HD, although some of the playback isn't that impressive on your screen. Nevertheless, you'll see the sex clearly enough, with dads and even grandpas with younger chicks as well as MILFs riding younger dicks.

In fact, it begs the question of whether the "retro" in the sitename actually refers to the age of some of the performers. If you read some of the short scene descriptions, you can tell that the person crafting them doesn't necessarily have English as a first language. Maybe they tried some creative wordplay that just doesn't translate perfectly?

Anyway, I have no idea how often they're updating, so for now we'll assume weekly (by the way, there aren't any photos). One thing that is clear is that you get a bunch of bonus sites from the Porn CZ network, including Horny Girls CZ, Fuck Or Fired and Teen From Bohemia. I think at least one has MILFs hooking up with younger guys too.

I think the network as a whole could be fun to check (or Czech) out if you just wanted to see a mix of porn featuring amateurs from the Czech Republic. Retro Porn CZ has increased in size since the last review and has earned a well deserved recommendation.