Hot Big Dicks Review

I think the sitename Hot Big Dicks is redundant. Although some folks might say that a large one isn't necessarily a pretty one, I find that length and girth make up for any other shortcomings a dick might have. Well, almost, because the bigger they come, the harder it can be to get them to cum - or even fully erect in some cases.

They're nothing more depressing than seeing a monster dick that just sort of flops around semi-erect at best, because then it sort of resembles one of those inflatable wavy tube dancers you see advertising your local used car lot. Luckily, HotBigDicks has lots of seriously massive sausages that plump up into a solid piece of meat that you could hang your hat on.

Less of a letdown, but still anticlimactic, is when one of those big guns finally goes off with only a dribble. So I'm also glad to say that there are some shooters in the bunch. For example, one guy can do sort of an abdominal crunch while he's seated so that the end of his dick reaches to his man cleavage and he drops a massive load all over his own pecs.

I should warn you that some of the thumbnails for the 352 videos have nothing to do with what/who you'll actually see when you click through. In fact, some of the preview pics with especially huge specimens link to dicks quite average in size. And, no, it's not just your eyes playing tricks on you given that the playback is below average,so the footage can be blurry.

You can only stream the videos and you can't skip ahead until they're loaded, but the scenes never last longer than five minutes at most, so they should load in seconds even with a slow Internet connection. I should also mention that there aren't any photos and I have no idea how often new flicks are being added.

I'm not going to lie - some of these schlongs made my own feel a bit bigger and longer in my pants. Also, the first month is reasonably priced and the rebill even lower. Still, Hot Big Dicks just isn't high enough in quality, in my opinion. Even the self-shot nature of much of the content isn't a valid excuse, because there are other sites with similar material that present it better.