Pros and Cons
- good-looking videos
- large collection
- advanced search
- not formatted for mobile devices
- some vids not mobile-compatible
- rotating content
We are a society that wants immediate gratification. If I want to see a chick getting slammed up the ass (or any other sexual act for that matter), I don't want to have to wait until I get home and turn on my computer. I want to be able to take out my smartphone/tablet and watch that ass banging wherever I happen to be. Thanks to Porno 4 Portables, I can do just that.
The design is interesting in that it doesn't look like most mobile sites. I don't mind change, but in this case it doesn't work as well. The site looks like an exact replica of the version you would see were you to visit it on your computer. This is good for those doing that, but it makes the mobile experience a lot less pleasant.
I had to keep pinching-to-zoom on everything, including the scene write-ups, the streaming options and the menu items. They were all too small on my phone's screen. I should point out that you can somewhat decently resize the page when holding your device horizontally.
Navigation has its problems as well. You see, there are over 400 pages of videos, but you can only jump ahead about seven pages at a time. Sure, you can jump right to the last page, but when I did that the page numbers disappeared, making it impossible to go anywhere but back to the first page via the "videos" link in the menu.
The video area currently contains 1,605 movies. They're gathered from the 18 sites that make up the Kick Ass network, all of which can be accessed individually (although it's best to do so on a computer). Some of the sites are Chica Boom, 5 Guy Cream Pie, 2 Black Men 4Her, Stop Or I'll Squirt and the list goes on. The sites are pretty diverse, so there's a good chance that at least one of them offers something you'll like.
The vids look good and that total is a good number, but for iPhone/iPod Touch users, the number isn't as big. That is because many of the vids don't offer a format that works on those devices. All I would get is a blank page when I tapped on the video.
As it stands, there are about 1,273 photo sets. The quality varies a little as the newer pics look great, but some of the older ones still look pretty good, especially on the phone's screen. You can download the pictures individually or in handy Zip files if you use your computer. You can also view the galleries in slideshows.
The "recent updates" section has dates that would suggest that Porno 4 Portables adds a new video almost every day. However, given that the collection has barely grown since our last visit they look to just be rotating the content. So even though the amount of content is good, the awkward navigation, lack of new updates and video issues make this a site I just can't recommend.