German Pickups Review

I love old-school reality porn and German Pickups definitely delivers that in "leaves" (the translated German equivalent to "spades"). The content not only adheres to the classic pick-up-and-fuck style that now seems so old-fashioned, it also literally seems to be a decade or two old. Unless, of course, they shot it in a corner of Germany that time forgot.

You see, the makeup and hairstyles worn by the amateurs on GermanPickups seem like they might be from the '80s, although I'm guessing the action is more likely from the '90s. And even if some of the women have the slightly worn look of an aging stripper, you really can believe that they're not merely lesser-known German pornstars masquerading as civilians.

Updates are supposedly on a weekly basis, but the collection isn't as large as you'd expect it to be after 8 months or so of updating. Perhaps they removed some of the content during the design change, but it's also possible that they're rotating it. If you do find yourself needing more porn, you can access a slew of other sites including Fuck On Street, My Bang Van and Mountain Fuck Fest.

The dialogue is in German and there aren't any subtitles, but I recognized a word or two and it would appear that the guys claim to be photographers looking for models. I appreciate that even though everything is probably arranged ahead of time off-camera, the women are still skeptical at first and it takes a bit of convincing to get them back to the studio.

You can check out 72 videos to stream or download in MP4s. You can stream the movies in either 240p or 480p resolutions, but the downloads are only in 480p and don't look so good. There also aren't any photos, so the thumbnails will have to do as far as selecting which scenes you want to watch. However, you do get access to bonus galleries.

I wish I spoke German, but I do find it rather amusing trying to figure out what's being said. It was also arousing when I heard them talk dirty in surprisingly dulcet tones given the somewhat guttural nature of that language. Overall, German Pickups is a decent enough site for your German porn needs, but it could really use an upgrade in terms of quality and the rotating content will be an issue eventually.