Cumrotic Review

A.K Anderson is a big fan of portmanteau. You know, when you take two words and put 'em together to form a new word, like brunch (breakfast and lunch) or smog (smoke and fog). So I bet he would have made the wittiest joke you've ever heard with Cumrotic. I, however, can never hope to be as silver-tongued as my coworker, so I'll once again just have to bow to the master and get on with my review.

Yes, the sitename sticks two words together and the content has a lot of sticking too, but it sticks to sticking huge rods into tight females. All three of a woman's openings are used and the cum is soon flying, but it doesn't always land on their face. Some dolls open wide and their tongues pop out all splayed and ready to be sprayed down, but some dudes unload on boobs and butts for a little variety.

Now that I've explained a little about what you'll expect, I can explain the changes that were made to the site since our last review. There's a new design and it looks great. There's a new menu bar that features a link to the homepage, movies and a favorites section. If you scroll to the bottom, you'll find links to all the bonuses.

Navigation is a breeze and you'll easily find all 80 movies. They're supposedly updated weekly, but I have very good reason to question this. You see, the counts have remained the same since our last review and if they were truly updating at that rate then there would be a lot more movies. It looks like they're just rotating them at this point.

The videos look average when downloaded (480p) and the streams aren't much better - there is no HD content here. At this point, I think people expect high-quality scenes. There aren't any photos in the main collection, but there are bonus galleries. They focus more on smoking , latex and flexible chicks, so there isn't a focus on cumshots.

The site has also added an advanced search and content tags, so you can use those to look up something specific. You can sort the flicks too by date and top rated and you can leave ratings and comments. There's quite a range of babes , from creamy skinned redheads to black foxes to Asian sweeties. I saw one chick who was sporting some bush. I didn't recognize many of the girls, but I did spy Alexis Texas and Aletta Ocean.

The hardcore doesn't take too long to get underway and usually starts after you get a good look at the girl's goods. She shows off her bod, usually gets going a bit on her own and then the dick makes it way into the flick. There's a particularly tasty video with two chicks and one cock. One blonde gets DP'd by her strapon-wearing gal pal and the dude gets to slide his thick black dong in her back door.

You'll be pleased to know that you also get bonus sites from the Extreme Movie Pass network. There's actually a lot of variety, with MILFs , nylons, public sex, teens , Latinas and more. There are also many fetish sites . Some of them include Amateur 18, Porn On Stage and Her First Kisses.

If you're a cumshot fan then you'll likely get off on the material here, but I can't say the site is reinventing the wheel since you can find this stuff on pretty much any hardcore porn site. Honestly, the quality isn't the greatest and they're just rotating what they have. The bonus sites and additional galleries could add value to a membership, though.