Pros and Cons
- high-def videos
- exclusive content
- bonus sites
- tiny collection
- infrequent updates
- not all pics available on the site
NOTE: The content can now be accessed through Cum Louder.
Superheroes and hot women are two of my favorite things in life, so you can imagine how excited I was to review Porn Heros. It's a website that's got heroic characters taking a break from fighting villains so that they can save stunning women from having to go too long without hard cock.
The action takes place in Spain and seeing as how the country has one of the lowest crime rates in all of Europe, it's no wonder that its heroes have nothing better to do than pick up cute chicks and fuck. That's pretty much what happens in all of PornHeros' scenes, so expect to see parodies of characters like the Hulk, Thor and Wolverine meeting hotties in public and then taking them somewhere a little more private for some hardcore sex. The scenes may start off pretty silly, but I can assure you that the actual screwing is sizzling hot.
When you first sign in to the website, you find yourself on a page where you can access all the content from the Cum Louder network. To see the heroes in action, just look to the left-hand side and click on the link for the appropriate website. You can also filter what you see by using a drop-down menu.
Once you see that there are only four videos, you might suspect that some supervillain has come and stolen a whole bunch of the scenes. Sadly, that's not the case, as the website is just very small at this stage. It does seem to be updating, but it looks like new vids get posted months apart. As things stand now, there hasn't been an update since February 2012.
The movies can be streamed on the site in an embedded Flash player, as well as downloaded in clips and full-length films and if you go with the latter, you have the option of grabbing them in an HD MP4 format. A Windows Media and MP4 format designed for use with mobile devices are offered as well.
There's a set of pictures to go with each of the videos, so count on finding four photo galleries. These bring you high-res images that are most definitely worth a look. However, while you can view some of the pics on the site, your only way to view all of them is by downloading the Zip files.
With long waits between updates and very little content of its own, it's great to see that the website gives you access to 16 additional websites, like Boldly Girls, Breaking Asses, Fuckin Van and Spoof Porn. None of these sites are all that large, but added together they bring you a decent number of scenes.
It breaks my heart to say it, but even though Porn Heros has gorgeous girls getting deep-dicked by some of my favorite characters in all of fiction, I can't recommend it at this time. The website is just way too small and it updates far too infrequently. It might be worth a look once these issues get sorted out, but not until then.