Sausage Party Review

Usually when I hear the term "Sausage Party" it's coming from some straight dude who's disappointed that the house party he crashed has turned out to be more of a shindig than a chick-dig. Of course, if I arrive somewhere and there are more cocks to be sucked than there are to be blocked, I'm in a dick-loving hog's heaven. But that's not exactly what this collection is all about.

I was quite upset when my coworker A.K. ended up reviewing the mobile version of SausageParty. I had checked out part of the tour when I read the sitename, because I was curious as to whether it was a straight CFNM (clothed female/naked male) site or a gay one. When I saw that it was a clothed male/naked male site, I wished I had reviewed it. In any case, I made damn sure that I got to review the standard version.

Now, I've never really been a fan of strip clubs, because I don't really understand wanting to get all hot and bothered just to jerk off at home alone later, but here the dancers give much more intimate performances, complete with letting the spectators give them handjobs and blowjobs . But that's not all they do!

The website provides you with 19 high-def videos that can be streamed and downloaded. In them, you'll see some hardcore anal sex going down, although sometimes the hunky stripper and his biggest fan do move somewhere a little more private for the deep-dicking action. Other times, though (actually, more often than not), the whole show turns into one all-out orgy involving a number of sexy guys. You can also check out 18 photo sets and when you click the center of a pic, it opens into a full-sized, high-res version that you can view in a new window.

Unfortunately, you don't get any bonus sites and, even more unfortunate, the collection hasn't been updated in years, so I think it is safe to say that they have stopped updating altogether. Sausage Party has some unique scenes that make it very tempting - if only it was bigger and/or growing.