Straight Cock Lab Review

You, like me, might wonder what kind of experiments go down in the Straight Cock Lab. Well, I can tell you that they haven't uncovered some kind of cure for gayness. In fact, if you're at all sitting on the fence, seeing hot heteros whacking off and playing with sex toys might just be that final push that sends you over the edge to where the grass is truly greener (and with dildos up their butts, a virgin ass also seems keener to be fucked).

You'll wish you could leap through the screen to help them on their voyage of self-discovery. However, Brendon Marley, the man behind StraightCockLab, gets to do the honors. The set looks like a doctor's office and Brendon wears a shirt, a tie, dark-rimmed glasses and what looks like a bad gray toupee. He asks a series of questions (of which the answers are in each model's profile summary) and then the masturbation unfolds. There can also be a handjob or blowjob thrown into the mix.

The sad thing is that this small collection hasn't updated since 2011. You can download each of the 12 videos in Windows Media, QuickTime, MP4 and 3GP files. You can expect great-quality playback, although the scenes are only accompanied by vid caps that aren't very impressive. I'd probably stream them for a preview instead.

I'll be frank and admit that the dude in my favorite scene isn't quite as macho as some of the other guys. He's quite soft-spoken, rather tall and lean, with an almost-smooth torso, intact pubes and hairy legs. In the video he says that he's 22, so with youth on his side, it's not a shock the way his big cock gets hard. His shaft curves up at the end, so I imagine the head tickles Brendon's uvula as he sucks him while stroking his own dick with a masturbation sleeve. Brendon also ends up tasting his load.

Your membership includes access to Like Em Straight, another of Brendon's sites, where hetero hotties get naughty on their own, with each other and/or Brendon. You'll see tugjobs as well as oral and even anal sex in some cases. Other links, such as Brendon's Basement, bring you loads of scenes from DVDs as well as streaming video feeds. Unfortunately, Straight Cock Lab is too small and isn't getting any bigger.