Pros and Cons
- exclusive content
- easy navigation
- full-length videos
- mostly poor-quality streaming-only vids
- very infrequent updating
- streams must load before skipping
If you've ever found yourself aroused by watching a gal get hit with a pie in the face then I have a feeling you'll like what Sexy Slapstick Videos has to offer. It combines nudity and creamy pies (No, like REAL pies made of cream!) and chocolate and other dessert batter and gooeyness.
Some of this was a first for me. I have seen sites use pies in their material before, but SexySlapstickVideos means to use them in the actual slapstick humor fashion, as in a babe gets surprised with a pie in the face when she's not expecting it. Actually, only one scene worked out that way while others featured nude gals who were prepped for the messy pie play.
You're probably wondering about the scenes that don't use a pie-surprise scenario? Well, they are even messier than the pie ones and they involves lots of gooey batter and chocolate and the like poured all over the girls. There are only 25 videos. That number isn't great and neither is the fact that the site has only grown by 21 scenes in four years. There aren't any pics to be found.
The movies are streaming-only and while six of them have been redone and look quite good, most of them are small and pretty poor-looking (although the site does note that they will eventually all get redone).
The sound in most of the vids is muffled and it seems the background noise is amplified and the lighting could use some work. While some of the videos are gal-on-gal, there are also some that give you some cock sucking after the babe has been blasted with pie after pie after pie. Aside from blowjobs, there is titty fondling and pussy lapping in the lesbian scenes.
The scene that does have a slapstick element features Kylie Samone (actually Kylie appears in all of the flicks). She is selling life insurance door-to-door and just as she starts her sales pitch, she gets nailed with a pie that comes from off camera. I have to admit that had me giggling. The scene goes on to have her "pied" several more times and she gets naked, masturbates with a dildo, sucks cock and then showers and gets ready to do it all over again. What a trooper!
There are quite a few things that Sexy Slapstick Videos could improve upon. Given the infrequent updating and the fact that most of the vids look poor, I'd hold off joining until this site has a little more filling.