Pros and Cons
- exclusive content
- gay bonus sites
- good browsing tools
- no updates since 2015
- not mobile-responsive
- blurry and out-of-focus videos
For the last little while, there's been a steady increase in the number of home renovation shows on TV. Now, I'm not generally one of those do-it-yourself types, but some of the handymen on these programs have inspired me to do something for myself. Shirtless hunks in tool belts pounding nails into planks makes me drool and yank. On Under Construction Boys, you'll get more than just a glimpse of hot, sweaty workmen, though.
Indeed, UnderConstructionBoys is less about erecting dream homes and more about dreamy young builders and their erect boners. In fact, it doesn't seem as if much work manages to get done in the 53 videos and 20 photo sets, although that doesn't mean I wouldn't hire these models to do some work around my house.
The movies can be streamed in an embedded player and downloaded in three MP4 formats, including one that often has decent playback stats. However, all the videos tend to look blurry. As for the pictures, they're high-res and can be viewed in slideshows. You're supposed to be able to save them in Zip folders, too, but it doesn't work.
You'll occasionally get to view a finished room, but most of the time the youthful workers are screwing around, giving blowjobs and fucking. Apparently Eastern European twinks don't make the most reliable employees, even if they make for some of the sexiest ones. Granted, sometimes the blowjobs and sex are supposed to be some kind of punishment for being slackers.
Still, if I thought I was going to get laid every time I got a little lazy then I'd probably have stopped writing this review a few minutes ago. However, in my case, I just wouldn't get paid, so I guess I'll continue to tell you what you'll get. To be fair, my employment involves watching what these guys are doing in pairs and threesomes (blowjobs and bareback sex) even when I'm (literally) hard at work.
There hasn't been an update since December 2015, but there are several network sites that are included with your membership, like Boys Pee Pee and Red Ass Twinks. Having access to them certainly helps things, but there's no getting around the fact that all of the videos on this network really don't look as good as they should given their screen sizes and bit rates. Also, none of the sites are updating at this point.
Under Construction Boys has hot gay builders, but it's not good enough to recommend. The vids just don't look very good and although there are a decent number of them, they haven't updated this collection in well over a year now. Even the equally hot bonus sites aren't enough to keep it from being mediocre.