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Chris Parker

Chris Parker

Favorite Quote:

"With great power comes great responsibility." - Stan Lee

Favorite Sites:

Fantasy Massage, Sakura Live, Twistys Network

Porn reviews: 874

Average Score: 69%

User average score: 
4.6 out of 5 stars
  • 5 stars 15
  • 4 stars 2
  • 3 stars 0
  • 2 stars 0
  • 1 stars 1

My Take: I love the work we do here. Users can expect in-depth and trustworthy analyses of just about every kind of porn site you can imagine. I think we're doing the porn-viewing public a great service by pointing them toward websites that they can feel good about joining. I've been reviewing sites for a while now and it's still pretty surreal to me sometimes. I've learned that I probably won't ever get tired of seeing chicks dressed in schoolgirl uniforms and that a woman can indeed fit her entire foot inside a man's ass. At the end of the day, though, I'm being paid to look at porn. I'd probably be doing the same thing at home for free if I wasn't working here, so I think I've got a pretty sweet job.

When's your birthday?
December 4, 1982

What's your hometown?
Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Favorite books?
I don't really have a favorite book, but I do have a ton of comics that I absolutely adore. In fact, my comic collection is so large that it's a wonder I get laid at all.

Favorite movies?
I like a whole lot of movies, but some of my favorites include Battle Royale, The Dark Night, Dawn of the Dead (1978), the Evil Dead flicks, Kill Bill, Spider Man 2 and X Men 2.

Fave TV Shows?
I watch hockey on TV and that's about it.

Fave sexual positions?
It depends on my mood, though I often like to mix things up during sex.

Fave porn niche?
I'm a fan of the teen niche and I've got a big thing for schoolgirl uniforms.

Favorite music?
I'm a big fan of alternative and indie rock. You'll often catch me listening to stuff like Sufjan Stevens, Death Cab For Cutie, Fountains of Wayne, The Eels, Nada Surf and (old) Weezer.

Favorite drink?
I'm pretty fond of orange juice, chocolate milk and beer.

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Customer Reviews

  • DollfaceKillah
    By DollfaceKillah on Oct 20, 2017

    Hi how do I find an old video from porn addict that was a review with Vixen Tatu in a fishnet pink top solo and included a facial

  • Anti
    By Anti on Oct 02, 2017

    Hello, just wanted to add something to your review of the 2nd October 2017 of Aneta Buena. I just looked in my folder for Anetabuena and my files date the latest file back to 2007(spawn) (downloaded in 2013). So if it is still just 50+ videos I'd say it hasn't been updated since 2013. Even then it stopped fully. So not updated for years.

  • Juggmaster
    By Juggmaster on Feb 06, 2017

    It might be worth your while looking at Jugg Models again. There were no video updates from Aug 2016 until Jan 29th 2017 & that was only a 4 min clip of a new model, fully clothed till a few seconds before the end, being interviewd by the site owner. The site consists mainly of numerous blog updates by the owner where one minute he says it'll be norhing but beast sucking & the next minute he says he's doing some solo shoots. He has a countdown timer to show the next due update but theses updates, like last nights'. don't appear.

    • Anonymous
      on Feb 08, 2017

      That should read 'breast sucking'.

  • TheNatalieK
    By TheNatalieK on Jul 09, 2016

    Really appreciate Chris's last review for my site, & now looking forward to a re-review after updating so many new movies & larger quality photo sets. Thanks Chris, Natalie K xxx

  • A5htaroth
    By A5htaroth on Mar 07, 2016

    Could do with revisiting Twistys to see if the actual members comments (which don't reflect his own glowing assessment) have any truth to them.

  • RebeccasOffice
    By RebeccasOffice on Oct 25, 2015

    Hi Chris, not sure how to contact you, but I read your latest review of my site and I think you have some numbers wrong. Can you contact me and I'll straighten out some numbers? Thanks

    • RebeccasOffice
      on Apr 11, 2017

      HI Chris, If you want, my site has been updated and prices have changed and we have moved to a new format. Dreamnet to OurnakedSecrets. Also the webmaster is going to move all videos into a streaming platform in a few months. You will notice that I have taken your advice and are doing more videos since you requested and am doing them all at a higher quality in HD. Oh, and yes my site is called RebeccasOffice and there were lots of original scenes done in the office back in the early 2000s, but hey you have to change it up as people get tired of you only being taken over, under and on a desk, right?

  • fabio
    By fabio on Feb 28, 2013

    thank you, preggo tegan's clip lesbo is on -line now!

    • Mike.RabbitsReviews
      on Feb 28, 2013

      Glad we could help! Did you get the email we sent?

  • fabio
    By fabio on Feb 24, 2013

    Hi, the thing that really is very negative is that the webmaster does not respond, I wrote to them 10 times, no response, and in the tour page pictures Lesbos there are always

  • fabio
    By fabio on Feb 21, 2013

    Thank you for your support, I find that it is a tease, it cannot be advertising a product that there is, inter alia, nor is it present in future updates, I have written to them that I have subscribed for that, I don't understand what the problem is to put the videos on the site.

  • fabio
    By fabio on Feb 19, 2013

    I did subscribe just to see movies Lesbos but website there are only twelve movies, I wrote them and they replied that the photos of the tour will be the next updates, it's not fair!

    • Mike.RabbitsReviews
      on Feb 20, 2013

      Thanks for the comments! We checked the site and you're absolutely correct. We sent you an email. If you didn't receive it, contact us by one of the methods above. We will see if we can do something for you. :)

  • fabio
    By fabio on Feb 18, 2013

    Dear Chris, i have a sub.with Preggo Tegan,but in ther site there is not lesbian action

    • Mike.RabbitsReviews
      on Feb 19, 2013

      The first scene on the tour is a lesbian so I'm not sure how you can't find it. But we are checking on it!

  • Nelle
    By Nelle on May 01, 2011

    TYVM you've sloved all my problems

  • barrie
    By barrie on Feb 23, 2011

    my wife julie from houston texas loves to be spied on by me her hubby and done so for yesrs

  • jenn6789
    By jenn6789 on Feb 21, 2011

    i love chris!

  • Johnny
    By Johnny on Nov 02, 2010

    awesome poem dude! keep on porn rapping and review

  • Max C.
    By Max C. on Aug 24, 2010

    Thank you for your review and comments. We will happy to see more

  • johnnie
    By johnnie on May 02, 2010

    Thanks for reviewing us and the nice comments.

  • Dominatrix
    By Dominatrix on Jul 31, 2009

    Great reviews, I enjoy reading and learning from t