The Rabbit Says, “Hoppy Easter!”

I know that I just referred to myself in the third person and that’s generally a douche move, but the “Hoppy” only makes sense coming from bunny. And speaking of bunnies an Easter-inspired blog has to include the most famous bunny of all – Rudolph! Oops, wrong holiday and animal. But, of course, I am speaking not of the Easter Bunny, but the logo of a classic porn brand – namely Playboy. And my other site choices are going to have names that are even more literally based on the sweet treats we look forward to receiving at this time of year.

Bootylicious Chocolate Babes

I used to date a girl who had a weakness for those cream eggs – you know the ones where the middle looks like an actual egg with a white and yolk of  sugar? She’d always worry that if ate too many her backside would get too wide. She never got that in my mind if her behind got bigger that could make her even hotter. I guess that she never noticed how much I enjoy sites, like Round And Brown, which boasts a host of thick ebony hotties. And my love of a big booty isn’t limited to women of color, either, because Chocolate Models is an outstanding site where plenty of big-bootied white girls, or PAWGs as they’re called, bring some serious ass to the screen.

Eye Candy to Make Your Sweet Tooth Ache

I have a friend who is diabetic and so his mom (even though, he’s like 40) buys him a sugar-free chocolate Easter Bunny every year. And I have to say that it tastes okay, but in a strange way, the sweeteners used make the chocolate taste sweeter than the stuff made from sugar. And I mention that, because many of the hotties on the sites previously mentioned have bodacious buns that are real and they’re spectacular! But I am about to tout the site of a U.K. glamour model whose body is unreal in more than one sense. However, her epic proportions will still prove a genuine turn on in very real way, because Candy Charms is clearly built for sex. Now, if your tastes lean toward the more exotic and ladies who have all-natural breasts or less dramatically enhanced, I can suggest getting your sweet fix at the Asian Candy Shop.

And Now for Some Off-Brand Porn

Well, I don’t if “off-brand” is the most accurate term, but I am diverging from sitenames somehow related to confectionaries in the most literal sense. It’s been a while since we updated our review of Messy XXX, but that’s because it doesn’t seem to be added new content. I have just logged in and I can tell you that they’ve improved the presentation of their existing content by reformatting the videos into Full HD with some impressive results. And if the name doesn’t spell it out for you, this collection is dedicated to WAM with hot amateurs getting wet and messy with things like colorful cake frosting and chocolate syrup. In the end, some of the amateur babes resemble an Easter egg decorated by a very drunk Easter Bunny. Finally, even though I associate sugarcookies more with Christmas, I have seen some tubes of “bunny” and “chick” Pillsbury cookie dough. And either way, it’s just a setup for a gorgeous girl that I really adore who is named Harriet Sugarcookie and her eponymous site Sugarcookie. She delivers solo, lesbian and hardcore action along with diverse lifestyle and nerd blogs. In other words, this versatile Asian pornstar is the total package, because she doesn’t put all her eggs in one basket!

Easter Porn Deals Sites – Reviewed