Business Insider’s article on the latest online scam isn’t the first one I’ve read – reports are coming from around the world. Individuals get emails that include an old password they’ve used (presumably bought from hackers) as evidence that they’re under surveillance. The scammers claim to have collected their browsing histories and to have hacked into their webcams to record them enjoying adult sites. They threaten to share this info/video with loved ones and work colleagues if the victims don’t pay $1,200 to $1,600 in bitcoin. Over $50,000 has been exhorted from some folks. Wow, just to put that into perspective, that kind of cash could buy you over 2,000 memberships to Scan Angels¬†and thanks to our Rabbit’s money-back guarantee, you know you won’t be getting ripped off. However, back to the subject of hoaxes…

The Search for Bigfoot… Porn?!

Clearly, I have seen a ton of porn and as such little surprises me. However, even if the idea of something odd turning a few people on isn’t surprising, it can still be a shocker to see when something strange really catches on with tons of folks. Then again, sometimes it just takes a mention in the mainstream media to pique everyone’s curiosity. After news stories about Democratic Leslie Cockburn accusing the Republican congressional candidate Denver Riggleman running against her of being into Bigfoot erotica, Mashable states that related searches went through the roof. While some remain skeptical whether the Bigfoot, Yeti or Abominable Snowman exists, there’s no denying that porn inspired by this creature has seen an 8,000+% increase in search queries. Personally, I’d rather stick to monster cock hardcore, like the aptly named Monsters Of Cock. Or if I wanted to get kinky, but in a real way rather than mythological one, Footsie Babes offers some solid foot fetish porn.

WWYW – What (Porn) Would Yeezus Watch?

Kanye West recently confessed to Jimmy Kimmel that becoming the father of two daughters hadn’t changed his view about women much. In fact, he proclaimed that he still watches Pornhub, and according to Esquire magazine, the tube site has now granted him a free lifetime membership for his professed loyalty to the brand. And who could be more deserving of some free pornographic swag than a celebrity’s whose net worth is estimated at about $160 million without even considering his wife’s mega-empire? Well, personally, I think that he should splash out a bit of his cash on some of that hot ebony porn that he says he likes so much. Like he could consider the interracial and black-on-black action of Hustlaz. Though Yeezy purportedly has a wee bit of an ego, so he might prefer to go the Lesbian Sistas route.

Taking the World by Stormy

Stormy Daniels has really managed to cash in on the whole presidential scandal thing. And she’s clearly a smart cookie because she’s already managed more than her proverbial 15 minutes. In fact, according to the Daily Mail, she was set to appear in the U.K. reality television show Celebrity Big Brother. Now, of course, they do use the word “celebrity” a bit loosely – just like how some of the hot naked babes you’ll see on Mr Skin aren’t exactly household names – at least not a on a global scale. They, in fact, delayed filming for Stormy to participate, which I’m sure went over really well with her fellow housemate Kirstie Alley (the most “real” celeb taking part otherwise), but all this success has come at a cost. Her marriage to the stagehand and former drummer Glendon Crain has come to an end with The Guardian reporting their divorce back in July. Her estranged hubby also used to perform in porn under the name Brendon Miller and as recently as 2015 appeared in Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody as the Joker. And, if you’re curious at all, I can confirm that this parody porn appears on Wicked Pictures. And according to Deadline, Stormy has in fact pulled out of taping the reality television program at the very last minute. She claims it had something to do with her custody dispute with her ex, but it may have simply been that she wasn’t happy with the money the show was offering. Their loss – because she’d have gotten them loads more free publicity.

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I love a big juicy carrot top - the fresh leafy greens, not the 90s prop comic. I used to work for the FBI (Federal Burrow of Investigations) and I dug up a lot of dirt. I once tried to rub my own foot for luck but - long story short - the tortoise won. Even if I take my job very seriously, I know that there are no porn emergencies. The most pressing matters are in our readers' pants!

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