Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous brunette comes in.

The first guy, Rick, says, “Tickle your ass with a feather?”

“Beg your pardon?” she asks.

“Particularly nasty weather,” he replies.

The brunette says, “Oh!” and leaves.

Then a really hot redhead walks in. So Rick looks in her eyes and says, “Tickle your ass with a feather?”

Her face lights up and she purrs, “Yeah!”

So they leave and two hours later the Rick comes back for another drink. Shocked, the second guy, Peter, asks Rick how he did it.

Rick explains that he uses the line on every woman and if they’re shocked he covers by saying, “Particularly nasty weather,” but otherwise, some girls are up for it.

Eager to try it, Peter waits for another woman to enter the bar. Soon a blonde walks in.

He nervously says, “Stick your ass with a feather?”

“Excuse me? What the hell did you just ask me?” shouts the blonde.

The guy reddens and stutters, “Uh, sorry, um, err, did you know it’s fucking raining out?”

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Staplers are my passion. I find pashminas threatening. I like filthy beats. I have 15 years of forklift experience. My favorite expression is, "That's muh name, don't wear it out!" No, seriously, I'm just a regular girl that steps into her panties one leg at a time. Perhaps not the brightest crayon in the box at times, but my kind of off-color has serious staying power. Ya feel me?

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