After the hustle and bustle, not to mention that seemingly unending outflowing of good cheer that makes the holiday season so endearing, the long dark month of January can seem rather anticlimactic. So I think that it’s important to spice the next 30 days or so up by marking as many milestones and special occasions as possible. So, for example, January 17th is Ditch New Year’s Resolution Day and that’s the time when you’ll see the hotties on Draggin Ladies losing their nicotine patches and sucking away on their cigarettes again. If their relapsing is a letdown, please take heart, because the babes doing the The Real Workout still seem committed to keeping it tight by continuing their long and hard sessions with their personal trainers. Anyway, here are some more special dates to appreciate this January…

Too Cheesy? Just Keepin’ It Hot n’ Sticky!

Apparently, the 20th is National Cheese Lover Day and I have to say that it doesn’t just make me yearn to order some pizza, although make no mistake I will be making that happen later, but also it makes me crave seeing some reality porn. And a quick Rabbit’s search for cheesy gets a number of hits, but Money Talks in particular has our reviewer describing some of its antics as being a bit cheesy. From the for women category, which I have heard some female viewers complain can be the cheesiest, we see Gentle Desire pop up. However, in its case, our reviewer actually states that its softer approach to hardcore manages to avoid reeking of cheese.

A Penguin Means the Worst Case of Blue Balls

Now, next, maybe you’re thinking that I’ll be referencing the adorable avian species with the happy feet that somehow makes waddling everywhere look incredibly classy thanks to their permanently sporting formalwear. After all, January 20th is also Penguin Awareness Day and considering where these flightless fellas live they probably do freeze their gonads off. However, I am actually talking about the sex prank as described by Urban Dictionary whereby a lady walks away from a blowjob before the man she’s servicing has cum. Dude then waddles after her with his pants and underwear pulled down around his knees begging her to finish the job that she’s started. Now, you won’t see any men really being abused in such a way by women on Fully Clothed Sex, but you will see guys dropping trou’ before gorgeous European cocksuckers blow them and they start pumping the pussies of those horny ladies. Of course, if you do want to see climax denial, you can check out our FemDom section for some of that. Otherwise, although there isn’t any actual waddling penguin action involved in it either as far as I know, Street Blowjobs definitely would seem the sort of site that would set the scene for that sort of thing to go down.

Another Hot n’ Sticky Pornographic Dairy Product

One of my favorite topics when discussing pornography, besides being one of those tried and true DP Fanatics, is the warm and messy (not to be confused with the Wet & Messy fun of All WAM) creampie. After all, it never seems completely right for a dude to pull out before the job has been completely done. And so in honor of January 23rd’s National Pie Day, let me tell you that on raunchy sites, like Creampie Angels, the guys stick in there until the pumping and humping has reached its natural conclusion. And then at the end of today’s blog, which is all about spicing things up during this bland and bleak post yuletide wintertime period, it seems only too appropriate for me to bring up the sticky and erotic stylings of Creampie Thais. Seeing such hot and spicy Thais oozing jizz from between their thighs will clear your pipes not just your sinuses – and January might not be so bad after all!

About The Author

Rabbit

I love a big juicy carrot top - the fresh leafy greens, not the 90s prop comic. I used to work for the FBI (Federal Burrow of Investigations) and I dug up a lot of dirt. I once tried to rub my own foot for luck but - long story short - the tortoise won. Even if I take my job very seriously, I know that there are no porn emergencies. The most pressing matters are in our readers' pants!

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  1. Paul

    I am surprosed that you folks don’t bring in the science! For example Dr. Roizen of Real Age several years ago made the point that one of the healthiest things a man can do is cum 300 times a year. Now, unless you have a highly motivated partner or money to buy lot’s of gifts or professional ladies that means forearm and wrist exercisees to be your healthiest
    The same Doctor along with Dr. Oz gave an update in which they quote a recent study showing that man who ejaculate 21 times a month have a 43% lower chance of having cancer in the prostate.

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