Obviously, it’s that time of year when all boys and girls – even very grownup ones – worry about whether they’ve been naughty or nice and whether Santa (or whomever buys them gifts) is going to be generous based on their deeds. And so although you might think that I’d start listing sites, like Bang A Midget, as some sort of adult play on the entire “Elf on a Shelf” thing, but instead I’ve decided to go with the good, the bad and the ugly (as in scary) of sites checked out across a diverse selection of our porn categories.
Everything Nice – Sugar and Spice!
You know that if you’ve got a name like Harriet Sugarcookie, you’ve got to be a pretty sweet girl – and Harriet sure as hell is. This cutie shares so much more than porn through her site, because she reviews books and movies as well as serving up recipes. The other two sites that I’ve gone with are less nice in the literal sense, but also have names that fill the good girl mold. There’s Innocent High with fresh-faced cuties who may be less experienced than some of the seasoned pros in the adult biz, but in the end, their innocence seems short lived in these hardcore scenes. And then there’s Sweetheart Videos, it has lovely young ladies who actually get quite naughty in their girl-on-girl encounters.
And When They Were Bad – They Were Very, Very Bad!
The holidays are, of course, a time for families to be together. Many a familial clan gathers to trim the tree, share a festive feast together and exchange presents. Of course, there are those who come from a blended family who choose to not just come together with their stepfamilies, but literally cum together with their stepmoms, stepdads, stepsisters or stepbrothers. To ease you into this taboo subject, let’s start with Out Of The Family, because it actually doesn’t focus on just stepsex – although there’s some of that sort of thing, too. It also shows scenarios like boys fucking their girlfriends’ moms and dads doing their daughters’ best friends. For less convoluted scenes of kinky stepfamily sinning, you’ve got Step Mom Lessons, where stepmoms and stepdaughters share boys together. While on Step Siblings Caught, many a stepbro does his stepsis.
These’ll Give You Nightmares Before Christmas
I will admit that I did end up choosing a couple of sites that both come from the Fetish Network, but it just wouldn’t be right not to turn to it as a source for porn that pushes the envelope when it comes to creepy or even borderline frightening scenarios. For example, “Little Red Riding Hood” is a very well-known fairy tale, but it has nothing on the scenes that occur on Teens In The Woods. They show 18 to 23-year-old hotties having rough sex with a park ranger who is a whole lot kinkier than the Big Bad Wolf ever was. And the dude who plays the ranger in most of those teen scenes is equally scary as a twisted hotelier on Hostel XXX – which is basically an X-rated version of the fearfully well-known Hollywood franchise with a similar name. And speaking of horror films, I absolutely needed to end of with Horror Porn – it’s a real creep fest – very hot and horny stuff, too, of course! If you haven’t been good this year so far, it might just scare you straighter than that damn voyeur Elf who hangs out on shelves.
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