I’ve been getting a bit rotund as of late with all of the holiday merriment, so I thought I’d play good ol’ Santy Clause and show you my sack. Well, I’ll show you what’s IN my sack, to be more precise. I mean, my sack is pretty impressive by itself itself, but I think the goodies it holds will be of more interest to you. We’re offering some low, limited-time deals, so be nimble and quick and jump on these lickity split… mmmmmk?


Christmas Eve is a pretty awesome day. If you’re at the office, you’re just screwing around (if you’re lucky with the hot chick from Accounting) and if you’re at home, you’re probably stuffing your face, someone else’s stocking or getting day drunk. Me likey. Well, we’re going to bring to another level, my holly, jolly, horny friends. Grab a deal on Puffy Network! It offers you access to five sites and these will appeal to a wide range of porn fans. Simply Anal speaks to the booty-stuffing lovers, Euro Babe Facials has cum-glazers thrilled and We Like To Suck offers a buttload of BJ videos. There’s also peeing with Wet And Pissy and masturbating chicks with Wet And Puffy. Treat yourself this Christmas Eve with a membership for under $10! Your jingles will certainly be tingling with all these puffy muffs.


With Christmas Day comes a flash sale on Erotica X. For one, you’ll likely be pretty tired from masturbating all night, so you’ll want to slow it all down. This site is perfect for that. Its collection focuses on more sensual, languid sex, so you’ll have that time to really let it build. You get some big-name talent here, as well as Full HD footage. The site is really easy to navigate, so browsing with a possible hangover (or with a greasy burger in one hand) won’t be all that trying. The fantasies are erotic and well-produced and you’re getting new scenes weekly.

OK, so you got your puffy pussies and then you gave yourself the gift of glamcore, now it’s time for a wee bit of reality. Reality porn, of course. Selling a property can be a real hassle. Well, maybe it is if you’re not banging your sexy real estate agent. Or landlord. Or tenant. Whichever way you spin it, you’re getting lots of hot hookups with this kind of plotline on Property Sex. You can’t go wrong with the quality since it’s all offered in Full HD and they continue to update weekly. You’ll also get access to a bonus site, Vixen X.


OK, so it’s not quite 12 days of Christmas, but it’s still three pretty sweet offers that are easy on that post-holiday wallet! BUT remember to keep your eye on those countdown clocks or you’ll miss the eff out on these flash sales! And remember to check our Exclusive Deals page on the regs ‘cuz we’re always adding more discounts for the sites that you want. If we don’t have a discount for one of your faves, drop us a line and we can try to hook one up!

Happy Christmas to all!

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