A bus full of Nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They meet St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter says “Sisters, welcome. I will let you all though the gates, but before I do, I must ask each of you a question. Please form a line.” St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister responds “Well, there was this one time I kinda touched one with the tip of my pinky finger.” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” She responds,”One time I held one for a moment.” “Alright Sister, wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” Now at this, there is a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is it? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “If I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”

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Staplers are my passion. I find pashminas threatening. I like filthy beats. I have 15 years of forklift experience. My favorite expression is, "That's muh name, don't wear it out!" No, seriously, I'm just a regular girl that steps into her panties one leg at a time. Perhaps not the brightest crayon in the box at times, but my kind of off-color has serious staying power. Ya feel me?

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  1. Sue Smith

    Hello there, can you tell me please, why you think it okay to use the word cock whenever the mood suits, but, I have yet to see the word cunt in any of your newsletters? Surely if one is distasteful and shocking then the other has to be too? All my friends and I love the word cunt so, please, be fair about this. Thanks, Sue.


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