Tonight’s The Night

Two 90-year-olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My...

Getting Pissed… Literally

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. The Russian is stunned and the genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one...

$125 Or Bust

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became...