‘Twas The Night Before XXXMas

'Twas the night before Christmas, and inside my home, Were six pretty pornstars all wanting to bone. I wasn’t that hung, but they didn’t quite care, They needed some penis and mine was right...

Abracadabra!

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and...

Figuratively – Not Literally!

A husband and wife went to visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife spoke to the counselor alone. The counselor started by asking her, "You say you've been married 20 years, so what seems to be the...

Oh, those Johnson Twins!

A husband and his wife are having a big argument at breakfast after the man's failed attempt at lovemaking the night before. He shouts "You aren't so good in bed either!" before storming off to work in a...

Amen to That!

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room everybody calls him 'Father.'" The second Catholic man...