Dirty Employment Quiz

Ms. Brooks, a real snob, has trouble with a worker in the factory warehouse she oversees. She considers him uneducated, rough around the edges in his appearance and rather unrefined in his manner, so not...

Balls vs. Guts and Smart vs. Stupid

The difference between having guts and having balls is... Having guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being beat over the head with a broom by your wife and having the guts to ask,...

Dirty Con-fession

Sean goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The Priest says, "Is that you, Sean?" "Aye, Father, 'tis I." "Who was the woman you...

Playing Doctor

One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers after work. They start talking and come to realize that they're both in the medical profession. After about an hour, the man says to...

Fits, Ritz, Mitts…

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Stevens for advice about breast enlargement. He told her that surgery came with risks and said this instead, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your...