jokewantitornot

Do You Want It Or Not?

A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person "How much are the washer and dryer?" "Five dollars for both of...
gatesofheavenblog

Cuckold Gets Cadillac

Three men are waiting to go to heaven. St. Peter is at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife, that is the vehicle you will get in heaven." The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I...
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Making Laundry Fun Again

A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the...
marriagejokeblog

Until Death Do Us Part

A young woman married and had two girls, but then her husband died. She soon married again and had seven more daughters. Alas, that husband died, too. She then remarried a third time and before her last...
pokingfunorange

A Very Lovely Pair

A gentleman suitor decides to buy his new young lady a pair of gloves for Christmas - after all, they've only known each other for three weeks, but knowing that they won't see each other until New Year's Eve,...