Don’t Be Last In Line!

A bus full of Nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They meet St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter says "Sisters, welcome. I will let you all though the gates, but before I do, I must ask each of you...

Three Wishes

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three...

Like Daughter, Like Mother

Tommy is a young man who has a definite thing for older ladies. He believes that he was born an old soul and so even though he's in his 20s, he only feels comfortable being with women who are at least 20-30...

A Dirty Forkin’ Tale

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who's also the owner, walks up to him and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I'm blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork...

Particularly Nasty Weather

Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous brunette comes in. The first guy, Rick, says, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" "Beg your pardon?" she asks. "Particularly nasty weather," he...