“Hot Girls Wanted: Turned On” Now on Netflix

So the other day I read that "Hot Girls Wanted" was getting a sequel on Netflix, but I only scanned the headline and assumed that it would be another feature-length documentary. And if you aren't familiar with the original 2015 film, it had some critics....

Spring Squirting

The chipper little rhyme "April showers bring May flowers" made me fail an exam at school once. Teacher explained to me that the Pilgrims arrived in November 1620 - not spring of that year. I might have passed that test if it was horticultural class, not...

These Sweet Treats Aren’t Just For Easter

A morning infotainment show was on the television at my dentist's office and although the volume was kind of low, I could read from the graphic from the story behind the presenters that people were pissed because an "Easter egg hunt" was being renamed an "egg...

Bigger Isn’t Everyone’s Better

A buddy of mine tells me that he'd be lying if he said that he never gets off on porn. However, the recurring fantasies most commonly filling his head are mostly limited to chicks he's known in real life. And no, it isn't some humble brag about having bagged...

Craving Mature Babes Like Crazy

Well, we've definitely gotten away thematically from March Madness or spring break in any literal sense at this point. But I guess that if I really need to feed the theme machine, I can do so by stating that today's blog is all about being mad about mature...