The premiere for Avengers: Endgame is still two months away, but many expect its opening weekend to set a new box office record. Meanwhile, Captain Marvel, starring Brie Larson, whose character has previously only been teased at the end of Avengers: Infinity War, opens next week. With so much anticipation building for Marvel fans, you’re probably in need of some lighthearted distraction. Never fear, because armed with more than one superhero porn parody, we’re here to help!

Watch Captain America Eat Pussy

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Director Axel Braun has achieved near legendary status with his many award-winning adult movies. His DVD release of Captain America XXX: A Porn Parody in 2014 didn’t win any awards and the production values aren’t sky high, but no one can deny that this Captain America porn, included with a membership to Vivid, is incredibly fun to watch.

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After all, the full-length feature opens with Captain America, played by Aaron Wilcox, going down on Britney Amber, who plays a cute and very horny USO girl. And it just gets more hardcore from there with her riding his dick and then getting fucked doggy style. The scene eventually ends in a big cumshot to her face. This gal knows how to support the troops!  

What Makes This Iron Man Porn Different?

Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Porn Parody may try to stay faithful to the original, but Mr. Braun has reimagined a major character in a major way. Perhaps following in the trend of Hollywood remakes that cast women in predominately male roles, a woman is playing Tony Stark’s mentor. However, Hoe Yinsen (Axel added an “e” to “Ho”) isn’t portrayed by an Asian girl (or another person of color), as you might expect.

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Instead, you’ll see the lovely and talented (and Caucasian) Dana DeArmond hooking up with Dale DaBone, who plays the arrogant billionaire Tony Stark rather convincingly. It really completes the transformation of the Ho Yinsen character because, in the original movies, Tony doesn’t bang his elderly male mentor up the ass. This superhero parody will make you as rigid as Tony Stark’s exoskeleton! Check it out on AEBN!

Which Pornstar Did Thor Marry?

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I imagine that Chris Hemsworth’s portrayal of Thor has given many fangirls and fanboys some pornographic thoughts. So Brendan Miller (AKA estranged husband of Stormy Daniels) had a lot to live up to in his starring role in Axel Braun’s Thor XXX: A Porn Parody back in 2013. Of course, the man/God is helped out by some good casting, so not only was he married to arguably the world’s most famous pornstar, but he also banged a slew of top talent.

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For one thing, Brendan gets to fuck Alyssa Branch, but the scene that stands out the most stars MILF Julia Ann. She plays the role of Thor’s mother, Frija, the goddess married to Odin, the God of Thunder, who’s played by Mark Davis. You’ll see this ultimate power couple of the Norse gods have incredible sex – she rides his cock to a thunderous climax! AEBN offers this title, too!

Looking for More Parody Porn?

Eventually, there’s bound to be another Avengers porn parody on the way. Maybe Happy Endings Game with/massage porn? All right, that title could use some work. I suggest checking out our blog Top Ten: Porn Parodies for inspiration and then use the comments section to submit your own suggestions. After all, if the Avengers have taught us anything, it’s that “teamwork makes the dream work” or “teamwork makes the nightmare end” – we’ll know for sure maybe after Endgame comes out in April!

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Will Peters

My real name is Bill Jeters. At a young age, I summited Mount Kilimanjaro and life has been downhill ever since. If love is all that's really needed, why can't I secure a fixed-rate mortgage using it as a down payment? If you like charity work, but always mix up people's names, just remember that Sharon is Karen! I am 7,600,000,001th in line to the throne, so you had better treat me right!

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