Rabbit

I love a big juicy carrot top - the fresh leafy greens, not the 90s prop comic. I used to work for the FBI (Federal Burrow of Investigations) and I dug up a lot of dirt. I once tried to rub my own foot for luck but - long story short - the tortoise won. Even if I take my job very seriously, I know that there are no porn emergencies. The most pressing matters are in our readers' pants!

Valentine’s Day Specials Heading Your Way

By Rabbit / February 10, 2017 February 14, 2023

This month’s newsletters were meant to be all about love, but brace yourself, there are some folks who actually HATE Valentine’s Day. Now, before you go grabbing your torches and pitchforks, dear villagers, try to show compassion for these V-Day-hating monsters. You see they claim that it’s not a real holiday, but rather an invention …

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Ten Years of Cherry Pimpin’

By Rabbit / October 21, 2016 February 14, 2023

In our recent blog about Dillion Harper this year’s winner of the 2016 RISE Award for Best Boobs, I mentioned that her site was part of the Cherry Pimps network. And although it was merely by coincidence, it turns out that it was a timely one as coincidences go, because this blog is dedicated to …

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