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Will Peters 

By: Will Peters
Number of Reviews: 1380
Average Score: 65

There are definitely personality-driven sites on the market, but rarely are they dedicated to men. Male models are often online with nothing more than a dry set of physical stats, but The Full English allows you to get to know each hunk with a full back story. If you're unfamiliar with the term "full English" it refers to breakfast with all the fixings.

Think of the content here as eggs, beans and toast, rather than simply a stale mass-produced toaster pastry popped out for a quick fix before your morning commute. I also like to imagine that it implies that if you got to spend the night with any of TheFullEnglish guys they would cook you breakfast in bed rather than slipping out during the night. They have true romantic appeal, besides their abundant sexual magnetism.

You'll find 86 videos that can't be downloaded, but they look good when streamed and I love the production values. Even if they just have casual chatting interspersed with nudity and masturbation, they're really well edited and present a very professionally made profile of the studs, who are often shot right in their own homes.

The 179 photo galleries with big images sometimes take things a bit further, because they include some hardcore sexual fantasies brought to life. These are of the straight variety, but I really don't mind an older housewife or young female pornstar getting into the scene if I get to see one of these hotties putting his throbbing tool to good use. Although I also don't have any issues with all the solo spreads.

These male specimens are exactly the type of guys who turn me on. Some even model professionally (in their underwear, no less), but even they have a masculine appeal that I really enjoy. You'll also see hot jocks, including British footballers, shedding their kit to get you aroused. There are also cute boys, like sexy Jay who just turned 18 whose physique has become more toned and developed after a summer spent windsurfing.

They might only add one video a month, but in between they may add several photo sets. You also get a bonus site dedicated to men over 35 with similar quality and it's growing at a slightly faster pace. The price is very reasonable and apparently you'll be able to download the vids eventually. The Full English seems like a delightful way to start off any day - or end a lonely night.

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