Porn Nerd Europe
Pros and Cons
- exclusive content
- good-quality videos
- bonus sites
- only vid caps
- no streaming option
- stopped updating
Oftentimes when an advertiser wants to make a product sound high-class in North America, they will tout the fact that the item is European. However, not every export from the Old Country is necessarily high-falutin as you'll see when you join Mister Peabody Europe. Don't get me wrong, the babes certainly are beautiful and glamorous, but they get down and dirty as fast as the latest European designed and engineered high-performance sports car can race down autobahn.
MisterPeabodyEurope has 74 videos that show fast-paced, sexy Euro babes playing with toys as well as having sex with horny guys. You can download each movie in an MPEG file and the vids offer good-quality playback. You can't stream them, though.
I appreciate that they don't overdub the sounds of sexual ecstasy with annoying music and that these gonzo-style porn flicks dispense rather quickly with any shots of the chicks posing solo. In almost no time at all they start with masturbation or hardcore blowjobs and penetration. There are quite a few threesomes, most with two guys and a babe, but some show two chicks sharing a dick.
One of the scenes I watched was intense even though it was just a couple having sex. The dude really pounded the girl's pussy and then he pulled out so he could stuff it down her throat for a real face fucking. He shot in her mouth and then she let his cum lube his cock up for another round of fucking. He eventually came a second time on her proffered tongue.
Even though there are only vid caps, at least they're quite crisp. I'd say that they're useful for previewing the flicks, but they're posted in a separate section and not in the same order as the vids, so they're very helpful in that manner. There are also only 50 sets, so obviously some movies don't come with any images at all.
There are nearly 30 additional sites included with a membership, like Chubby Blondy, Sexy Photographer, Eros Exotica and Jessi And James You can also enjoy a huge archive with thousands of hardcore DVDs to stream. The site doesn't seem to be updating anymore, though, so unless the bonuses intrigue you you will want to move on after you get through the main collection.