Nerd Hard

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Chris Parker

By: Chris Parker
Number of Reviews: 1152
Average Score: 64

I usually hate when my computer breaks, so I'm going to throw it against a wall and then take a bat to it when I get home tonight. Why would I do something so ridiculous and destructive? Well, because I've got my fingers crossed that the chick who comes over to fix it will look and act like the ladies on the Nerd Hard website.

NerdHard's beauties seem to specialize in fixing computers and televisions when they're not busy playing video games or having sex. You'll be happy to know that the chicks don't really fix anything in their scenes, but they do make sure to take good care of the men they encounter. They definitely get top marks for customer service.

There are only seven videos on the site, but the babes are astonishingly hot. Jayden James, Juelz Ventura and Mackenzie Miles are just three of them and if you're at all familiar with their work, you know to expect great performances. Sure enough, they don't let you down and show some serious skills as they're filmed sucking cock and riding a hard dick before getting glazed with jizz.

Apparently, there used to be an option to stream the flicks, but that's no longer the case. At any rate, you can download them in good-quality MP4s and M4Vs, as well as HD Windows Media and QuickTime files. You also have a choice between clips and full-length versions. You can leave comments, use keyword tags and rate the scenes.

With such a limited number of episodes it is at least good to know that they've stretched what little they've got by also capturing all the action in crisp high-res pics. The seven photo galleries can be viewed in automatic slideshows and downloaded in handy Zip files.

Updates appear to have ended a long time ago, so you'd think that with a selection so slim they'd at least throw in some bonuses. Well, think again, because all you get is a link upselling other sites at discounted prices. In the end, Nerd Hard fails hard when it comes to delivering enough for your porn dollar.

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