XXX Platinum TV is all about giving you variety. They understand that on some days you're in the mood for MILFs and on other days you want nothing but blowjobs. It all sounds good now, but what happens when we scratch the surface and look a little deeper?
What you get with a membership is a library of nonexclusive videos and photos taken from 20 reality sites, including Coed Fuck Tour, Giant Dicks Tiny Chicks, MILF XXX Riders, Straight Turns Gay, Rons Associate and Twinks Cum Swapping. Accessing their material is easy because there are big links to each site's content on XXXPlatinumTV's homepage. Clicking them takes you to sections of the mega-site where the episodes are spread across two or more pages. These areas don't have the sexiest layouts, but it's pretty easy to browse through what they have to offer.
The names of the sites mentioned above should be enough to tell you that you're getting a mix of straight and gay content here. That's great if you're bisexual, but I suppose that I should mention that things are set up in such a way that you could very well get yourself a membership and never actually see any man-on-man action, for example, unless you really wanted to.
When you add up the content from all the different websites, you end up with 448 videos and 448 sets of pictures. That's a lot of content, but unfortunately, you can't save any of the movies. Instead, you're stuck streaming them in an embedded Windows Media player.
You get two stream qualities to choose from and the very best streams allow you to enjoy some high-def footage. Quality does vary, though, and I'm sorry to report that you'll probably encounter many streams that are mediocre looking. As for the photo sets, they tend to come with 120 to 160 pics that are generally crisp and clear. Some images are even high-res.
With such a massive collection, it would be nice to have an advanced search or content tags to seek out something specific. Yes, I can choose a particular site by the sitename, like if I want threesomes, I can click on Dudes First Threesome and if I am in the mood for lesbian sex, I can pick Girls Recruit Team, but what if I want blondes, small tits or strapons? I would be able to find these things easily of those aforementioned features were here.
Most of the sex that you see in the videos and photos is performed by professionals such as Vicky Vette, Chelsea Zinn, Monique Fuentes and the legendary Ron Jeremy. You'll find an even split between scenes that have a long setup and those that get straight to the action.
It seems that updating has stopped, but there's still lots to see once you've explored all 20 sites. This is because there's a massive collection of nonexclusive video feeds for you to peruse and they pretty much cover every popular niche. Clicking on "amateur" or "anal" or "creampies" will take you to a page where complete films are waiting to be viewed in embedded Flash players.
The full-length, high-quality streams you'll find there actually look nicer than some of the ones that you'll get for the main videos. As such, you might actually spend a lot of time viewing these bonus feeds if you do decide to get yourself a membership.
XXX Platinum TV delivers on its promise of porn variety, but it lets you down in a lot of other ways. Seeing as how the videos can't be downloaded and aren't even exclusive, you might want to take your porn dollars elsewhere.
|Limited Trial $1.98/2 days, rebills at $29.95|
|Cross Sales: 2 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: 448||Pics per set: 150||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 448+||HD Porn: Yes||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 20 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: Some||Download Limits: No
Windows (1440x1080; 6290k; streaming)
Windows (320x240; 520k; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||Epoch, CCBill|
Pros & Cons
-lots of content
-can't fast-forward streams
-no downloadable movies
-many mediocre-looking movies
08/15/2011- From 65 to 60: Video quality improved, but updating stopped. -Chris
- Initial review: 10/2/2010