Kitty Patrick

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Will Peters 

By: Will Peters
Number of Reviews: 1384
Average Score: 65

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Kitty Patrick was 21 years old when this site's content was shot. And with her sweet face, she makes for the quintessential college coed who still looks innocent, even if she's already blossomed into a truly naughty hottie. Unlike some Californian beach blondes, this desert-dwelling brunette has more natural charm. She doesn't pile on the makeup or look overly faked and baked. She's like a bran muffin with chocolate chips - a little bit wholesome, but still sinfully delicious and addictive.

KittyPatrick is no longer updating, but she offers 28 high-def videos. The vids can be streamed in an embedded Flash player and also downloaded in a few different formats. You can save them as Windows Media files, QuickTime files and MP4s as well. The latter can be uploaded to mobile devices and taken with you wherever you go.

This portion of her content would definitely be the chocolate chip part of the recipe, because she mostly gives blowjobs and handjobs and gets penetrated in both her pussy and ass. Sure, there's some solo toy play, but that's only in a few vids. One thing that she doesn't do is other girls, although that's one solo girl standby, the whole "I'm bi, but only do lesbo porn on camera" that I don't miss too much.

I also appreciate that she's with an average guy with a bit of a spare tire, because it's easier for me to relate to someone like that than a buffed-out young dude with a vain attitude. You don't really see much of him anyway with the POV style shoots. His penis is neither distractingly large, nor distressingly small either. It's simply a respectably-functional, reasonably-sized wiener.

You can check out 43 photo galleries with high-res images and they have an automatic slideshow, but no Zip files. These spreads show Miss Kitty on her own in various sexy outfits, like Supergirl underwear, a Lakers' jersey and French maid's uniform. She always gets naked by the end to show us her tits and other naughty bits from all kinds of angles. I think pussies look best shot from behind and hers is no exception.

Additionally, you can explore 15 bonus sites, including Ava Brooks, Angelique XXX and Teen Swing. It turns out that only four sites are still growing, but I appreciate that they don't try to hide that fact. They separate the updating and non-updating sites for you. At any rate taking into consideration the entire network there are almost 1,800 more vids to watch.

They've left the link to Kitty's diary up, but she hasn't written in it since 2010. They have added her Twitter feed, so if you're in the mood to read some random musing often spiced with a rather feisty attitude than you'll get a kick out of that. In the end though, Kitty Patrick doesn't quite offer enough content to garner my recommendation.

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