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Darla Mayhem is from Southern California, but says she is a Texas cowgirl at heart. She has big, juicy 40DD tits, a pretty big ass that jiggles just right and you'll see some rolls of dough on her stomach. Darla has dirty blonde hair, a large tattoo of a cross on her back and looks fantastic in black stockings. She masturbates, strips and poses in various outfits and you'll even find some hardcore action.
However, DarlaMayhem is not very truthful on her tour page. We are promised fucking and sucking hardcore vids, "crazy and freaky themed photo sets," lesbian action and even BDSM and fetish fantasies. We are assured of live webcam shows as well. Did I enter the wrong members' area? You will only find two sections: pics and vids - neither contain the majority of what she advertises.
Some of the 20 movies are stellar-quality Windows Media files. Others are what I assume to be recorded cam shows and the quality varies enormously. One flick entitled "Buttfinger" would be very hot if I could actually determine where her finger is in relation to her butt. For the most part, though, the movies boast pretty awesome bit rates.
This is no "freaky circus" as you are promised. Darla fingers herself, does a topless dance to AC/DC's "Back In Black" and there are a couple of hardcore flicks. One movie called "Butt Riding" has her and a dark-skinned dude. He has a long shirt, so it's impossible to tell if he's actually fucking her ass. It ends abruptly with no cumshot (as does the titjob movie).
If you're not a fan of electro-swing music, you should probably turn off the sound because almost all movies are overlaid with similar tracks and you can't hear anything else. Or, you could just stick with the 69 photo sets.
Many of the shots are super high-res, but none can be saved as Zip files. Some contain as few as nine pics and others have upwards of 150. Again, none of the photo sets are crazy and freaky in theme. They show Darla in stockings, in the shower, in high heels or naked while using her cell phone.
There isn't much more to say about Darla Mayhem. Navigation is very minimalistic and you'll be hitting the back button a lot to get through all of the material. She promises weekly updates. Darla is a very sexy BBW and it's a pleasure to watch her play, but don't believe the hype on the tour page.
|By: Charlie Black|
|Number of Reviews: 68|
|Average Score: 65.7|
|$29.95/30 days, rebills at $19.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 69+||Pics per set: 65||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 20+||HD Porn: No||Streaming: No|
|Average Length: 15 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
Windows (1280x720; 6000k)
Pros & Cons
-mostly excellent-quality videos
-super high-res photos
-small video collection
-some very poor-quality movies