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What would a softcore machine be? I'm thinking it would be a device that when turned on would slowly remove a chick's clothes, but leave her panties on and cover up her nipples when it took of her bra. Well, whatever it is we will not be seeing it on Hardcore Machines.

These HardcoreMachines pound pussy (and some ass). The chicks position themselves with the dildo in their pink and then turn it on to get a hard, deep pounding that won't stop unless they turn it off or the electricity goes out. There are 57 videos available at this point and the vast majority of them are solo scenes, featuring just one girl and the dildo machine. The chicks take it lying down and doggy style and a few of the hotties bring a hot friend along to lick and play with them while the machine does its thing.

The vids all come with an HD option, a lower quality – but still good – version and almost all of them also provide a Flash streaming option for those who just want to watch the movies right away. Some scenes are split up into parts. All claim to have photos, but in reality, there are only 42 sets of pictures. The images are high-res and can be downloaded in Zip files.

The scenes don't mess around with any setups or interviews or anything like that. Instead, the camera turns on and the chick goes at it. Sometimes the ladies are already naked and being worked over by the machines by the time the scene starts.

There are no dates and no update schedule is mentioned, but I do know that only three new scenes have been added to the collection since August 2010. That means that the website might only be updating every six months or so and that's if it's updating at all. Thanfully, your membership enables you to access the Hardglam network at no extra cost. That means you can check out sites like UK Hardcore Lesbians, UK Hardcore Fucking and Big Object Sluts while you wait to get more material.

There's enough content on hardcore Machines to make getting a membership worthwhile. That said, you might not stick around for more than a couple months if the site doesn't add some new videos. Then again, you could always choose to hang around for the extras.

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Number of Reviews: 1423
Average Score: 64.2

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Price:
$29.99/30 days
$59.99/90 days
$99.95/180 days
Cross Sales: No
Content
Pic sets: 42+ Pics per set: 30 Zip sets: Yes
Pic Res: N/A High Res: Yes
Number of movies: 57+ HD Porn: Yes Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 5 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: No
 
Video Formats: Windows (1920x1080; 10000k)
Flash (854x480; 1300k; streaming)
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Support
Independent Biller(s): CCBill
Customer Service: http://www.hardcoremachines.com/aff/contactus.php


Pros & Cons
pros -high-def videos
-bonus sites
-zipped photo sets
cons -no recent updates
-short movies
-can't save favorites
Updated on: 1/29/2012 01/29/2012- From 76 to 68: Scores adjusted to new criteria. -Chris
- Initial review: 8/6/2010
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