HD Insertions Review

If you were wondering how a chick could insert high-definition into her pussy you probably shouldn't take the HD Insertions sitename so literally. In fact, I would forget about the HD part and really just focus your attention on the "insertions," because it looks like that’s what the site has done.

HDInsertions claims to have high-definition videos of chicks inserting pretty much anything and everything into their sweet pink orifice. However, having checked out a bunch of the videos, that doesn't appear to be the case.

The good news is that, yes, these hotties have no problem stuffing themselves with a variety of items. From axe handles to wrenches to bottles to spatulas to large vegetables of all kinds, there is definitely some insertions going on here. However, the movies I saw weren't HD.

There are 16 episodes available and each one comes with a set of high-res photos and a video that you can stream or download. The downloads come in clips and are available in a good-quality Windows Media format, an average-looking M4V option for your iPhone and another portable 3GP option.

They are also available to stream in an embedded Flash player and it is these that I figure they are calling HD. However, although I couldn't get bit rate stats for them, they honestly didn't look HD, especially when expanded to full screen (they look good, though).

Another thing I couldn't confirm was their update schedule. The only thing I could tell for sure was that the last exclusive scene was added two and a half weeks ago. But since there are no dates on the rest of the content, I can't tell you what they were up to before the last addition, or when the next one is due.

The site also has an archives section and at first I assumed that it was just where the main content went after awhile. However, that is not the case. Instead, it is made up of 15 hardcore nonexclusive scenes – kind of like bonus movies . Besides one cucumber fuck, there aren't any weird insertions (just cock).

The insertions part of HD Insertions is solid, but the content isn't HD, there isn't much available and they aren't updating that fast either. The few bonus movies are good, but in no way do they make a membership worthwhile.