Smack My Bitch

Rabbit score: 51%
    • $29.95/30 days

Smack My Bitch

These sexy and fresh-faced cuties will knock you for a loop with their kinky hardcore scenes. They may look like angels, but they act like dirty little devils when they're in front of the camera. They suck dick, get fucked in the ass, have their pussies screwed and take sticky facials. Some of the babes hook up with other hotties and others simply masturbate.

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Chris Parker

Review done by Chris Parker

Published May 04, 2010, updated on Jun 20, 2014

Pros and Cons

  • high-def movies
  • frequent updates
  • can save favorites
  • no bonus sites
  • nonexclusive content
  • no portable formats

When I was assigned the Smack My Bitch review, I really didn't know what to expect. I thought it would feature scenes in which the chicks get slapped around a little. I'm happy to report that that's not the case. As it turns out, the site focuses on giving us rough sex, not of cuties being roughed up. That's fine with me because I'd much rather see a chick take a hard dick than a right hook to the face.

SmackMyBitch tells us that they have 127 models, 187 videos and 126 sets of pictures. Those numbers are quite good, but by my count they're wrong. Don't worry, though, that's a good thing in this case, as there are actually 129 models, 219 videos and 143 photo galleries. With updates coming every three days, those numbers will just continue to improve.

The girls all seem to be in their late teens or early 20s, so they're all innocent-looking, fresh-faced cuties. Of course, that air of innocence quickly fades once you get to watching the high-def videos they appear in. I mean, you can only watch girls getting fucked in the ass and jizzed on so many times before you come to accept that they're maybe a little more experienced than you would have initially believed.

The movies are mostly hardcore, but there are some solo and lesbian scenes too. You'll love streaming these flicks in Flash, but you'll appreciate them even more if you download them as Windows Media files. There aren't any portable formats right now, but it looks like they are considering adding some.

The films come with vid caps, but they're blurry and barely worth your time. You'll only want to give them a look if you're looking to get a preview of the scene you're about to download. If you want quality photos, you'll definitely want to explore the picture sets. They're comprised of gorgeous high-res images that you can download in Zip files.

Overall the website is great, but it does disappoint a little when it comes to extras. There are no bonus sites or additional vids and pics. There is a recently added forum, but there's little to no discussion going on at the moment.

The lack of bonus material isn't enough to dissuade me from recommending Smack My Bitch, so go ahead and join. With frequent updates and hot high-def videos, you might just be smacking yourself if you pass on getting a membership.

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