Pros and Cons
- great-quality videos
- bonus content
- downloadable videos
- nonexclusive content
- only vid caps
- no recent updates
I'm one of those people that would have to be on death's door before willingly stepping foot in a hospital. I couldn't even tell you why exactly, but that's the way it is. Now, if real nurses looked and acted like the ones on the Clinic Porn website do, things might be a little different. Hell, I might even become a hypochondriac overnight.
ClinicPorn treats you to 53 scenes featuring dirty doctors and naughty nurses who go way above and beyond their job descriptions to make sure that their patients are well taken care of. Dicks are sucked and pussies are fucked and much of the action takes place in a hospital setting. I should note, however, that it would appear that some of these medical practitioners still make house calls, as some scenes take place in domestic settings.
None of the videos are exclusive, as they all appear to be taken from DVDs like "Evil Nurse" and "Nurses in Training." They come in parts or full lengths and they can be streamed or downloaded. You have the choice between low, medium and high-quality versions, with the latter offering great-quality playback.
Each of the flicks comes with a set of vid caps that you can use to preview the scenes before you download them. Unsurprisingly, they're not very visually appealing, but video captures seldom are, so that isn't shocking by any means. There are no actual photographs on the site.
While the website is far from perfect, the most disappointing thing is the fact that it hasn't updated since November 2009. That doesn't necessarily mean that there will never be anything new added to the site again, but it doesn't bode well for the future either.
If the lack of updates has you feeling down, the cure might be the extras included with a membership. There are additional videos, DVD feeds and lots of bonus sites, including Anal Hell, Busty Solos, New Solos and Simple Fucks. Unfortunately, those of you interested in nothing but medically themed content won't find much to get excited about among the extras.
With some hot scenes and great-quality content, Clinic Porn is worth a look, but its lack of updates and nonexclusive content almost guarantee that you won't hang around for longer than a month. As mentioned above, the extras probably won't do much to keep you around either.