Are you allergic to red felt and bad chocolate? Do you hate any holiday that requires you to pony up for some tacky red roses or cheap lingerie just in the hopes of getting laid? Well, don't let your dislike of Valentine's Day stop you from checking out Latina Valentina. This place has nothing to do with that holiday and everything to do with one horny MILF.
Of course, once you find out the star of LatinaValentina is named Valentina Lopez, things start to make sense. She's got a cute beauty mark, dark hair and a sexy body that's soft in all the right places. I point this out because with her fondness for showing off her shaved pussy, you might be too busy fixating on that tasty-looking taco to notice the rest of her.
The site's design has all of Valentina's content presented to you as soon as you sign in. There are just 18 videos and 18 photo sets starring this caliente swinger and that's the way things have been for some time now. There are solo scenes and hardcore sex videos. You can now find the scenes that feature the action you want to see by using tags and an advanced search function. You're also able to save favorites if you want and post comments and leave ratings.
It's not all bad news though, because about half of the movies come in an HD Windows Media format (this remains unchanged since our last visit) and the photo sets contain high-res images. You can stream and download the flicks in a few different formats and you can download entire photo sets in Zip files. The movies that aren't HD still offer good-quality playback.
The only personal info you get about Valentina is a bunch of measurements and tidbits about her swinging lifestyle. I would have loved to know more, but since she hasn't updated since the summer of 2011, I wouldn't count on knowing or seeing anymore of her.
Even though the site is small, this Jersey gal is part of the Chick Pass Network, which brings you a ton of sites to explore, like Busty Lavender and Latina Angel and it is all true amateur swinging action. Latina Valentina mostly likely doesn't have enough porn to get you through Valentine's Day, but those extra network sites sure would!
$17.95/30 days (Reg. $
$39.95/90 days (Reg. $
$69.95/365 days (Reg. $
|Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: 18+||Pics per set: 140||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: 1600x1200||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 18+||HD Porn: Yes||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 8 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: All||Download Limits: No
Windows (1920x1080; 8000k)
MP4 (1280x720; 3230k)
MP4 (1280x720; 3230k; streaming)
Windows (1920x1080; 8000k; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||CCBill, Epoch|
Pros & Cons
-many high-def movies
-zipped high-res photo sets
-small amount of content
-can't sort content
06/15/2013- From 64 to 65: Usability score improved. -Chris
03/31/2013- Stays at 64. -Will
11/19/2012- Stays at 64. -Adam
05/09/2012- Stays at 64. -A.K.
12/22/2011- From 67 to 64: No updates for months and scores adjusted to new criteria. -A.K.
07/05/2011- From 62 to 67: A little more content, updating again. -A.K.
01/13/2011- Stays at 62. -Chris
06/08/2010- From 67 to 62: No updating. -A.K. - Initial review: 1/31/2010