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Sick! Sick! Sick! If you've already fantasized odd objects go where every man wishes he could, insert yourself here! The title of this site does not disappoint. At Sick Insertions, hot chicks stuff their moist muffs with a variety of sick household items, as they pleasure themselves by twiddling their diddles. Unfortunately, it seems the site is no longer updating, so the current scenes of twisted beaver stuffing is all there probably ever will be to see.

Of course, I don't mean that the pussies themselves are twisted into all sorts of irregular shapes. Instead, I'm referring to how they probably will be once they've finished appearing in a scene on SickInsertions! No, seriously, do you want to see something really sick? Try corn on the cob, a baseball bat, a water bottle, a cucumber, a squash, a stick of celery and a tennis racket! (Not all at once of course, but we wouldn't be all that surprised if a future scene had them doubling or even tripling up.) You want household? How about a can opener and not one but two toilet plungers at once!

I have to confess up front that fetish sites have never been my thing. I wasn't sure I would enjoy this assignment when I took it. Sure enough, my prejudice was debunked within a minute and a half of previewing the first of the 18 galleries of photos. How can you go wrong with beautiful babes shoving things I have on my desk between their legs? I'll never look at my third-place chess trophy the same way again! Although between you and me, I'm now seriously wishing I won the larger first-place trophy just so I could ponder the mental image of these babes using that instead!

Exclusive content at SickInsertions also includes 18 videos and just as many amateurs. The two or three full-length scenes that I checked out were mediocre at best. One plus is that you get some viewing options. You can download all of the scenes as either a series of clips or as full-length movies, or watch them in a streaming video format. The list of movie formats that are available include MPEG, WMV, and sometimes even RealPlayer.

There are dozens and dozens of pictures on hand for each photo set. All of them are in high-res, too, but unfortunately you don't get the option to save them in Zip files. That's a real shame, because these are some intensely hot and wacky scenes.

What's more – and this is the awesome part – if you take a look at the VIP Mega Members Area, you'll see that you also get access to 23 bonuses including other fetish and amateur sites in the same family. In addition, there are a few live links too. Finally, the design is plain and simple, and navigation is so easy a monkey could figure it out. If you're into the weird and like content that is unique and original, then insert yourself into Sick Insertions.

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Number of Reviews: 147
Average Score: 63.6

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User Rating: N/A (total: 0 comments)
Price:
Limited Trial $1.00/3 days
$29.97/30 days
$59.97/90 days
Cross Sales: 2 pre-checked
Content
Pic sets: 18+ Pics per set: 75 Zip sets: No
Pic Res: N/A High Res: Yes
Number of movies: 18+ HD Porn: No Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 12 mins Full length videos: No Download Limits: No
 
Video Formats: Windows (320x240; 346k; streaming)
MPEG (352x240; 649k; streaming)
RM (320x240; 300k; streaming)
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Support
Independent Biller(s): Epoch, CCBill
Customer Service: N/A


Pros & Cons
pros -exclusive content
-some hi-res pictures
cons -no longer updating
-not enough content
-little bit pricy
Updated on: 3/2/2010 03/02/2010- From 64 to N/A: No updates forthcoming; scores voided. -Tuesday
02/21/2008- From 63 to 64: Price decreased. – Sloth
- Initial review: 9/4/2005
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