Initial review: 9/4/2005 - Updated on: 2/21/2008

Sick! Sick! Sick! If you've already fantasized odd objects go where every man wishes he could, insert yourself here! The title of this site does not disappoint. At Sick Insertions, hot hos stuff their moist muffs with a variety of sick household items, as they pleasure themselves by twiddling their diddles. Unfortunately, it seems the site is no longer updating, so the current scenes of twisted twat stuffing is all there probably ever will be to see.

You want sick? Try corn on the cob, a baseball bat, a water bottle, a cucumber, a squash, a stick of celery and a tennis racket! (Not all at once of course.) You want household? How about a can opener and not one but two toilet plungers at once!

I have to confess up front that fetish sites have never been my thing. I wasn't sure I would enjoy this assignment when I took it. Sure enough, my prejudice was debunked within a minute and a half of previewing the first of the 18 galleries of photos. How can you go wrong with beautiful babes shoving things I have on my desk between their legs? I'll never look at my third-place chess trophy the same way again!

Exclusive content at SickInsertions also includes 18 videos and as many amateurs. The two or three full-length clips I checked out were mediocre at best. You can download clips or full-length movies, or watch them in a video stream. Formats available are MPEG, WMV, and sometimes RealPlayer. There are dozens and dozens of pictures on hand for each video set.

What's more – and this is the awesome part – from the VIP Mega Members Area, you get access to 23 bonuses including other fetish and amateur sites in the same family, including such original content masterpieces as (click for review) Facial Humiliation, Dirty Schoolgirl, Pregnant Fux, Pantyhose Teen, Anal Destruction, Pissing Girlfriend, Amateurnest, Swallowing Sluts and many more! In addition, there are a few live links too.

Finally, the design is plain and simple, and navigation is so easy a monkey could figure it out. If you're into the weird and the original, insert yourself here.