Pros and Cons
- some excellent-quality videos
- large collection
- weekly updates
- only vid caps
- mostly nonexclusive content
- no streaming videos
You don't have to brush up on your honeydews or your cantaloupes to enjoy Melons.tv. If massive titties are the only sets of melons you're shopping for, you'll be right at home. On this site, babes of every size, shape and era show off the one thing they have in common: big, juicy boobs.
Melons.tv offers short movies and scenes from DVDs for a total of 1,150 videos. I would tell you how many breasts that adds up to, but you can't just multiply by two on this site. With many of the scenes starring two busty babes or more, you would be spending hours and using a scientific calculator just do the math on these mammaries.
Getting to the content is much easier, however. The main page highlights the most recent updates and then lists all the movies and DVDs. Just click on a title and you'll see all the download options that scene offers. The newest flicks are often available as excellent-quality Windows Media files and good-looking MPEGs. The playback on the older flicks isn't quite as nice, but they still look good. You can't stream any of the scenes, but you can download them in short clips.
Nothing on the site appears to be exclusive and many of the DVDs date from the '80s or earlier. But since that's the golden age of porn, it's not a bad thing. Although the hole in the ozone layer might disagree considering how hard some of these chicks hit the hairspray. In one scene, the classic vixen Mandy Mountjoy takes a hardcore pounding from a stud without ever getting a hair out of place, even as her gigantic jugs jiggle all over.
If action like that brings back good, or maybe gooey, memories, you'll love seeing Minka and her pneumatic 54KK boobs suck and fuck a cowboy. But if you love it so much that you want to enjoy it slowly with some photos, you'll be out of luck. There are no pictures on this site, only a few tiny vid caps that let you preview the scene.
You get full access to a bonus site called Squiters that delivers the same kind of content, but with a focus on squirting, obviously. Give it a look while you wait for the next weekly update. Melons.tv offers an amount of smut that's almost as big as the knockers it features.