Visit My Squirting Diaries

I'm going to go into this review without making any tired clichés and references to Old Faithful or geysers in general. By taking a pass on those references, I'm severely under-cutting much of what I have to say about My Squirting Diaries. Copious amounts of poon juice is always a joy to write about, but only when it comes from a well of inspired material.

It's not to say that what you're getting on MySquirtingDiaries isn't interesting to watch, the case here is one of a name not being lived up to. Alright, here is a fair example: The legendary Cytherea makes an appearance in one of the scenes and guess what? She gets a face full of sperm, but the floodgates of her renowned 'gina don't deliver what we've come to know and love of her. This trend carries over into another scene that sees a babe quaking, but the drips run along the edge of a dark dresser.

The whole point of having a squirting site is to present vivid explosions of vaginal vehemence. When the star of a squirting video is about to gush, those watching should be having instant recollections of the opening scene to "Saving Private Ryan."

I know I'm painting a sad picture so far, but since squirting is a particular porn category, I feel those who trip out hard on it should be getting maximum returns on their investment. Not only are you being deprived of torrential 'gina juice, you also get no downloads. Though the 32 scenes can be streamed in a good-looking Flash player, you can't save even one of them.

Initially, it looks like you're getting more movies, but looking more closely into things, you'll realize that videos belonging to other categories were thrown into the mix. This site is also video-only, so you won't find any pictures, not even vid caps.

If you're easy-going about your porn, then you might be able to get past the lackluster state of the material and content yourself with the huge line-up of bonus categories, which are also filled with nonexclusive content. With no downloads and a small collection, this site is easily topped by others in the genre.